Heaven and Hell...

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Cupid masturbates
Absent of all thought and of all reason
Shoots me in the back
I think perhaps it must be shooting season

Heaven would be like a huge shopping mall where everything was free and my feet in my four inch ankle strap shoes never ached no matter how long I shopped and hell would be a place with even more shops but they'd always be closed and my feet would be aching before I even started :-)

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I believe in Heaven, but I don't believe in Hell.

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Nope, no need for them as there are many examples of both right here on Earth.

I enjoy having a close, personal relationship with reality.

Hey newbies, just cuz I have a female as my avatar doesn't mean I'm a chick, seriously, stop PM'ing me.

Heaven and hell are what you make them...

Heaven - my wifes arms wrapped around me and her head pressed to my chest saying I love you.

Hell - Walking away from said embrace to go to work.

I believe

Hell is just the threat that keeps people going to church and under control. This was most effective in the Middle Ages but its impact has wained.

Heaven is another thing that just keeps people in church and was used to make the peasants work and not question their shitty lives. "Your life is so shit because the NEXT life is gonna be great..."

Yeah, okay

In summary, I don't believe in Heaven and Hell. Or anything else from ancient fairytales.

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It's funny how everyone is always trying to change everyone else.

For two thousand years "they" said you had to be good (and not too greedy) so that you could go die and go to heaven.

Now, there are hundreds of self-help "prophets" who say that if you do/become x-y-z your life will be better -- another way of saying "work at it and you will eventually experience heaven now, not later."

Gak!

Anyone know of a "prophet" who can tell me that I'm okay NOW, and that it's OK to be in the place where I currently am, so that I don't have to WAIT for a future time (for me to be dead or different) in order to finally "have it good." ??!!

(And I'm only half-kidding)

I'm into wood... can you catch my drift?

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Right here on earth. Pay attention. Read the news. Look around.

"There are two ways to reach me: by way of kisses or by way of the imagination. But there is a hierarchy: the kisses alone don't work.”

~ Anais Nin

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I'm sorry, I can't read.

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*hands Osiris remote control*

"There are two ways to reach me: by way of kisses or by way of the imagination. But there is a hierarchy: the kisses alone don't work.”

~ Anais Nin

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Yes.

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Ooooo! TeleTubbies!

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See? Told you. Heaven and Hell.

"There are two ways to reach me: by way of kisses or by way of the imagination. But there is a hierarchy: the kisses alone don't work.”

~ Anais Nin

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So are you saying Tinky Winky is Satan due to the handbag?