I finally did it. After months of running, dieting and exercising to lose my beer gut, I can finally do self-fellatio as seen in my pics. No big deal, I wanted to lose the weight for health reasons since I'm pushing 40, but it's rewarding to know that my efforts paid off because I could not come close before due to the huge beer gut I had. Trying to perform this act was really just a test I did from time to time to monitor my progression. I still have more work to do, I'm not finished...there are still some cold brews to work off!