weird places to jack off

so yeah what is the weirdest place to jack off, that you have jacked off in?

over your mum's face

While driving on the interstate (mostly at night) I'll strip and jack, use cruise control of coarse.:)

I would like to cum on your moms face too. What the hell? And interstate. It isn't that uncomftrable

last time i came was in your dad's ass on the lay-by on the interstate. he said you inherited his small cock

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in a k-mart dressing room in boston

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behind the pinsetters at a bowling alley

Stop being a chav.

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In the backseat of a car while my mum was driving when I was a kid... I have no idea what posessed me lol

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On vacation in Miami an assistant in bloomigdales jacked me off in changing room after getting me in some very nice briefs.

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Best advert for Bloomingdales.
Rimmer

elevator.

back of a taxi...

Not a weird place, but under weird circumstances...

On a college camping trip, I had to share a bunk and 2 blankets with a guy that I had just met on the van. The cabin was freezing, so during the course of the night he and I naturally huddled for warmth. It definitely wasn't sexual b/c I didn't find the guy attractive at all, but it was just survival. Somehow I got an early morning wood and gingerly jerked-off while this guy huddled right next to me. I know it was a big risk, esp. since it was a religious group I was camping with. But I was quick, quiet and clean.

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Hey Rimmer, did you buy the briefs or did you let him keep them as a memento?

I tell you, cum to the NYC Bloomies, where sometimes a bit more than that goes on......or used to!