Originally Posted by vince
I saw one just like that at the gym about two months ago. It was attached to a completely normal looking guy. He didn't seem shy about showing his stuff (or lack thereof). I couldn't take my eyes off it!!
That's our revenge you know...
Look and act as confident as possible, like you've got the biggest sausage on the planet and you don't have a care in the world about it. I even make sure I don't subconsciously hold the towel in front of me when I walk.
It makes every other guy in the room wonder just what you've got going on and they admire you for not giving a shit. Never, short of cyberspace and a few close friends, have I ever expressed any anxiety (which had been considerable) about what I've got. Plus my balls are pretty big which cause some mild envy all on their own.