I love how so many amazingly beautiful men turn out to be gay.
It's like God thanking us for living a good life.
Edited to add:
Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha! I quote from that interview in Jason's jb-4.jpg
"I'm a sucker for the Katie Holmes type."
By which he means someone who's willing to pretend they're your girlfriend when you're really a raging cocksucker.