Pussy Tricks

thighsneyez · 01-19-2008

Ladies... I was wondering what are cool somethings you can do with your pussy... Pussy Tricks... if you will. (how did you learn to do it?) Men... what cool thing have you had a lady do with her pussy to you...

B_Principessa · 01-19-2008

Tricks?!? Does making a US. Marine just home from Kuwait weep with joy count?

When I was younger I could queef on command if I was in the right position.

Gillette · 01-19-2008

I've taught her to whistle dick, see.

SpoiledPrincess · 01-19-2008

Mine will roll over and play dead if you don't keep her interested :)

Mr. Snakey · 01-20-2008

I knew a woman who could make her pussy whistle. I got tired of hearing abba songs and we broke up.

thighsneyez · 01-20-2008

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Originally Posted by SpoiledPrincess

Mine will roll over and play dead if you don't keep her interested :)

...Pussy has a mind of its own I tell you...

B_Principessa · 01-20-2008

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Originally Posted by uncut

I knew a woman who could make her pussy whistle. I got tired of hearing abba songs and we broke up.

hahaha

ROTFLMAO

B_Mademoiselle Rouge · 01-20-2008

Pussy tricks? Like pussy smoking a cigar? No.

Mine does get bored easily though. It has ADD.

SereneBlue · 01-20-2008

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Originally Posted by BedheadRed

Pussy tricks? Like pussy smoking a cigar? No.

I can't remember where I saw it (maybe Youporn?) but there's a short clip of a lady who's learned how to smoke cigars with her yoni. It was weird watching her puff perfect smoke rings with it.

Lee_M · 01-20-2008

Im sure if i tried i could hold a paint brush long enough to make art

D_Landrocke DeLonguepiece III · 01-20-2008

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Originally Posted by Lee_M

Im sure if i tried i could hold a paint brush long enough to make art

Can I see that please?

Lee_M · 01-21-2008

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Originally Posted by doug61853

Can I see that please?

Even better. I'll send you the end result, framed

bigballin4838 · 01-09-2009

There was a chick that worked at the strip club in town that could shot ping pong balls out of her tricky pussy

MarkLondon · 01-09-2009

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Originally Posted by Lee_M

Im sure if i tried i could hold a paint brush long enough to make art

I think that's the biggest LOL I've had yet on here!

Meanwhile, Puppetry of the Vagina! http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=R74s8lJO3NM

D_Farmoure Dickthanyew · 01-09-2009

While I was backpacking in SE Asia I went to a Ping-pong show in Thailand. If you want pussy tricks thats where you see them. Everything from shooting darts out of pussy's to pop baloons, to opening beer bottles, to pulling strings of razor blades out of there. I can't remember all the stuff but there was ALOT. One that really confused me is when one of the girls took a bottle full of water stuck the top in her pussy and drank the water from the bottle. Then she took the bottle out and danced around for a minute. Put the bottle back in and filled it up with a dark carbonated drink. . . Some of the stuff was actually kind of Nasty. But it was definitely an experience.