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Being Well Hung doing Yoga

Ok, so last night I decided to take a yoga class at my local big chain gym (50,000 sq ft). I have never taken the class there. I've always gone to little intimate yoga studios

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Old 03-26-2008   #1 (permalink)
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Being Well Hung doing Yoga


Ok, so last night I decided to take a yoga class at my local big chain gym (50,000 sq ft). I have never taken the class there. I've always gone to little intimate yoga studios or outdoors. This class was packed, almost 75 people in the big aerobics room. With the full florescent lights and mirrors on every wall. I took a spot up in the front corner to be able to watch the teacher easier.
I always have worn the same type of outfit for yoga. T-shirt and either yoga sweatpants, or loose fitting shorts. If I wear either, I usually wear some tighter then normal boxer briefs to keep everything "contained".
Last night I was wearing the sweat pants. If anyone has taken yoga before, you know what pose I am talking about. We were doing the bridge, on our shoulder blades on the floor with hips aimed up and lifted off the ground. That's when I noticed for the first time in the mirror, that I was projecting a huge bulge towards the sky. I had never noticed the pants did that without seeing the mirror reflection. From that pose I could not see anyone else in the class to see if anyone was noticing.
Throughout the class I kept realizing in the mirror, I was being stared at from both guys and girls in the class every time we did a pose. I would like to think it was because they were following my example of the yoga pose, but based on where there eyes were looking, I seriously doubt it.
And as always, when I get nervous from people looking, I start to get erect. I made it through 95 % of the class. But when the teacher asked the class to lay flat on there backs for final meditation, I realized I was to erect to lay down flat right now. So I quietly rolled up my mat and left the class.

Obviously, you would say, "don't worry about it", or "try loose pants". But not as easy to solve. I probably just wont go back to that class, but won't give up on yoga. Just funny how after all these years of taking yoga classes, I never noticed how much your package was showing during the poses. Very glad I never went to that nude yoga class years back...lol

Any other interesting yoga stories?
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Old 03-26-2008   #2 (permalink)
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great story man. i dont do yoga so i have no stories
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Old 03-26-2008   #3 (permalink)
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Why wouldn't slightly tighter shorts and looser sweat pants do the trick?
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Old 03-26-2008   #4 (permalink)
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Haha, nice. I've never done yoga but I used to have the same problem going swimming. It would always invariably be with some girl that I sort of liked. Those little goof-offs that you do together in the water would totally make me hard. The worst is when you pull yourself out of the pool because your shorts cling to your front like crazy - you can't hide a damn thing.

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Old 03-26-2008   #5 (permalink)
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Why wouldn't slightly tighter shorts and looser sweat pants do the trick?
Honestly I don't think it would. With some of those poses, you can't help but point your crotch out and up. Baggy sweats make it tough to do some of the poses.
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Old 03-26-2008   #6 (permalink)
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I never wear shorts because my dick will either fall out or people can see right up them. But long sweats are fine. It sounds like you are wearing appropriate clothes. Other than that, just quit looking in the mirror and concentrate on the poses.
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Old 03-26-2008   #7 (permalink)
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Originally Posted by shyguyftl View Post
Ok,

Obviously, you would say, "don't worry about it", or "try loose pants". But not as easy to solve. I probably just wont go back to that class, but won't give up on yoga. Just funny how after all these years of taking yoga classes, I never noticed how much your package was showing during the poses. Very glad I never went to that nude yoga class years back...lol

Any other interesting yoga stories?
Nude yoga class? sounds ..... Awesome
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Old 03-26-2008   #8 (permalink)
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If I ever felt so self conscious I'd have no life. That's where you're headed if you don't get over yourself.
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Old 03-26-2008   #9 (permalink)
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Originally Posted by shyguyftl View Post
Honestly I don't think it would. With some of those poses, you can't help but point your crotch out and up. Baggy sweats make it tough to do some of the poses.
Well, I've done my share of yoga and I understand that the crotch does sometimes get pushed out a bit.
But I don't see why baggy sweats, or just plain loose, sweats with shorts that hold your 'gift' reasonably tight, won't be fine.
Howevuh, I will take your word for it, shyguyftl.
In some ways, it must be a nice problem to have.
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Old 03-26-2008   #10 (permalink)
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I do a lot of triathlon training and needless to say, triathlon spandex type clothing leaves very little to the imagination. I usually don't mind, but I know sometimes my bulge is really showing without an erection.

I have noticed however, that my sister in law, two female running pals of my wife and several other women take quick glimpses of my meat and I like the attention. It's funny when I catch them staring.

It's funny when you catch someone in the act of checking you out and they look away as if nothing happened.
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Old 03-26-2008   #11 (permalink)
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My guess is the attention people were paying you was inflated a bit in your head......In my experience, people look at themselves at the gym

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Old 03-26-2008   #12 (permalink)
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man I wouldn't worry too much about it...the things that your body does naturally in yoga is nothing to be ashamed of... I've been in your situation before and felt self-conscious for a bit, then realized that the people here were here to get in shape, have a spiritual/metaphysical experience, or just to relax. the thing that I always get embarassed about in yoga class is farting. If you have ever done yoga before, you know that there are certain positions that put pressure on your intestines, and a little (or a lot) of gas can slip out. ONe day in class, we were doing a lot of these positions and someone let one loose. the yoga instructor just laughed and said that it was a good thing. many of the functions of the body(including popping boners) are out of our control, so why be embarassed about the things we can't control, or only have some control over, and if someone points you out or giggles b/c you got a spontaneous erection, they are the ones displaying their immaturity....I mean who hasn't seen or sported unwanted wood?
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Old 03-26-2008   #13 (permalink)
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Well I've been to the naked yoga class in FTL and sounds like it would be great to have you there...Ha Ha. Actually in the naked class showing a bulge becomes a non issue pretty quickly, everyone is naked...who cares. As far as hiding a bulge I would imagine a tight jock or compression shorts would take care of even the biggest boys.
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Old 03-26-2008   #14 (permalink)
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Wouldn't place your penis along your leg, wearing tight boxers to keep it in place and long sweatpants solve the problem? People probably aren't looking at you as much as you think they do. Leaving early is probably a better way to attract other people's attention than packing big. I think you shouldn't be feeling that bad about it! *hugs* I hope you find a solution to your problem!
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Old 03-26-2008   #15 (permalink)
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I do naked yoga too, with just guys. It's great.
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