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How much of your junk do you whip out to take a leak?

Just curious: For the dudes that pee standing up, do you just pull your cock out, or do you whip out the balls, too? I usually just grab everything and pull it all out.

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Old 05-03-2008   #1 (permalink)
D_Mainssworthe Maleorgan is offline
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How much of your junk do you whip out to take a leak?

Just curious:

For the dudes that pee standing up, do you just pull your cock out, or do you whip out the balls, too?

I usually just grab everything and pull it all out.
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Old 05-03-2008   #2 (permalink)
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depends on what i'm wearing. If i'm wearing my boxer briefs that have no fly, well i have to pull everything out. if i'm wearing my boxers or being naughty and freeballing, i just pull my little guy out to pee
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Old 05-03-2008   #3 (permalink)
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If I'm wearing sweatpants(or anything without what I call a crotch-slot), I tend to pull my pants down enough that my ass shows (even at the urinals... haha, tactful!). Otherwise, I just pull out the whole thing, aside from the balls.

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Old 05-03-2008   #4 (permalink)
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I usually strip naked no less than fifty feet from the bathroom, jerk myself into a raging hard-on, run into the bathroom screaming like a madman, point my dick in the general direction of the urinals, thoroughly soak the wall, floor, and anyone in the way, then run out, still screaming, and try to get dressed and get the hell out of town before the police arrive.
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Old 05-03-2008   #5 (permalink)
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Ok, but seriously....

With the exception of that one time at Home Depot last summer...

I make sure I'm the only one in the bathroom, discreetly undo my zipper just enough to pull out the bare minimum required to perform the task at hand, and relieve myself.

Oh- the one strange thing I WILL do is wipe the drip off the end of my dick with toilet paper if I'm at a toilet in a stall. If at a urinal, I try to squeeze and shake it dry as quickly and discreetly as possible.
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Old 05-03-2008   #6 (permalink)
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I like when wearing a pair of running shorts just pull everything out from the leg.
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Old 05-03-2008   #7 (permalink)
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if im not in an all fire hurry i give the master and his boys some air, they deserve it!! they never let me down!!

when the levee gets full..........RUN LIKE HELL!!!!
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Old 05-03-2008   #8 (permalink)
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this is probably the strangest question i've ever heard on this forum lol

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Old 05-03-2008   #9 (permalink)
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lol...I can only hope that you meant this thread as joke. If your intention was to elicit some or any kind of response, regardless of any intelligence, then well done. Otherwise...If there was a "most inane", bottom 10 list..you would be a front runner...or would that be a bottom runner? Either way...you reek
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Old 05-04-2008   #10 (permalink)
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how much you wanna bet this thread WILL make it to atleast 2 or 3 pages

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Old 05-04-2008   #11 (permalink)
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I make sure to discretely release my meat and let it fall out heavy and plump with my balls weighing down behind. I don't make eye contact with anyone near me but I make sure to show my 9 inches without appearing to do so.

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Old 05-04-2008   #12 (permalink)
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I never see the need to take my balls out. They're not required for the peeing process. No matter what I'm wearing I only pull my dick out. My balls can stay where they are.


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Old 05-04-2008   #13 (permalink)
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If im wearing trackies I pretty much get it all out. If im wearing jeans, just my knob comes out. Zip hurts balls

How many Police officers does it take to push an prisoner down the stairs?
None. He fell.
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Old 05-04-2008   #14 (permalink)
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Quote:
Originally Posted by HaagenDazs View Post
I never see the need to take my balls out. They're not required for the peeing process. No matter what I'm wearing I only pull my dick out. My balls can stay where they are.
Damn straight. I always wear jeans. I unzip, pull my cock out, and piss. My balls do not need to be making an appearance. I am not going to, nor need to pull my pants down around my ankles to piss like a pre-schooler.

Whatever the fuck some of you guys wanna do in the bathroom, go for it. But I find it highly odd that "needing" too pull all your shit out and display it to take a piss, is a requirement with some.

Just my $.02.
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Old 05-04-2008   #15 (permalink)
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plop it all out and get it done.
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