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Any of you guys ever answer the door with your goods all on view - or ever had the door answered to you by someone with it all out for show?

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Old 05-17-2008   #1 (permalink)
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Answering the door in the nude

Any of you guys ever answer the door with your goods all on view - or ever had the door answered to you by someone with it all out for show?
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Old 05-17-2008   #2 (permalink)
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I've done it purely for the thrill of the reaction
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Old 05-17-2008   #3 (permalink)
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Only once, was it a hotel on business and my wife promised she was gonna catch the train up for the night as I was away for a week.

I had just showered and was getting horny thinking of my wife and was getting quite hard.

I hear a knock at the door and thought the time was about right, so guessed it was the wife, and thought I'd drag her in and throw her on the bed and give her some of what we had both been missing for a couple of days.

Unfortunately it was a guy standing there saying I had left my lights on the car and as I hadn't answered the phone (probably cause I was in the shower and didn't hear it) they though they better come up to the room.
when he saw me naked with my cock looking pretty hard, he looked down and said oh sorry sir, your lights are on, on your car, perhaps you would like to get some clothes on first, or would you like me to take the keys and deal with it.
I was so embarrassed, and quickly gave him the keys.

When he returned with the keys, he gave me a cheeky smile as he handed the keys back.

The next morning I saw him going off shift with his boyfriend, they both turn to look at me and smiled.. (don't know if that was a good thing or a bad thing, but at least it wasn't a laugh)..
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Old 05-17-2008   #4 (permalink)
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I have just last nite. I shocked the pizza guy. BUT I got a fantastic blow job out of it :P
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Old 05-17-2008   #5 (permalink)
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Is that indecent exposure/illegal since it's your house? I dunno but it sounds fun.

When I order Chinese, I come to the door in loose boxer shorts because only two people work there. This lady and her super cute husband. The husband is always the one to deliver. :x Yea I know, it's totally not worth trying. x3

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Old 05-17-2008   #6 (permalink)
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It gets rid of the Watchtower people pretty quickly.

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Old 05-17-2008   #7 (permalink)
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No never actually. I live in a little village, but in the centre of it. As the local stores are nearby my house, a lot of people walk past my door. So if I would do this, the entire village would know in just a couple of hours. And I would like to keep some nice contacts here, instead of being ignored because they think I'm a freak!

But maybe, if I'm somewhere else, I would do it sometime. Just for the reaction...

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Old 05-17-2008   #8 (permalink)
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Old 05-17-2008   #9 (permalink)
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i used to collect on my paper route as a kid and i've seen more than one customer in the nude or in their underwear from the front door.
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Old 05-18-2008   #10 (permalink)
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I do it all the time at uni. We have people who come and clean our rooms once a week, and my cleaner tended to turn up in the mornings. Since I slept naked I would usually pull back the sheets and firm up my man, so the cleaner would do my room with me there pretending to be asleep with a massive hard on!

I did once accidentally answer the door in the nude one morning to the postman, I realised when I saw the look on his face and felt a breeze. It was obviously quite a sight for him, as I had a semi, he couldn't stop looking at it so I played with my cock until it was hard and he didn't have any reason to stay. That was very funny.
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Old 05-18-2008   #11 (permalink)
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only when i see the bible pushers coming towards my door
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Old 05-18-2008   #12 (permalink)
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Quote:
Originally Posted by sneaky117 View Post
only when i see the bible pushers coming towards my door
I'll start doing that too.
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Old 05-18-2008   #13 (permalink)
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Quote:
Originally Posted by ZOS23xy View Post
It gets rid of the Watchtower people pretty quickly.
Three Sunday mornings in a row my neighbor was awakened by two Jehovah Witnesses women who wanted to bring him the lord. The fourth Sunday morning he met them at the door naked.

They never came back. and I had a good laugh at him telling about it.
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Old 05-18-2008   #14 (permalink)
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I answer the door in my underwear a lot and once I didn't realize I was topless and only wearing panties. I've got big boobs and they really impressed the guy, he was a door to door book seller
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Old 05-18-2008   #15 (permalink)
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A long time ago, I was expecting a package that I had to sign for and I heard the doorbell right as I was getting out of the shower. I ran to the door (it was an apartment and there was a peep hole in the door) and saw that he was just turning around to leave. So I threw open the door and yelled, "I'm here!"

I was buck naked. No towel or anything. And dripping wet.

I signed for the package and closed the door. The UPS guy was extremely non-talkative.

I didn't think anything about it at that moment, but then I thought I probably really freaked the poor guy out. Oh well...
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