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I'm so old . . .

It's easy to play along, just complete the sentence, "I'm so old... I'll start. I'm so old, I can remember when TV went off. The national anthem played as a large flag was shown blowing

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Old 06-01-2008   #1 (permalink)
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I'm so old . . .

It's easy to play along, just complete the sentence, "I'm so old...

I'll start.

I'm so old, I can remember when TV went off. The national anthem played as a large flag was shown blowing in the breeze.

A large, pretty penis is a wonder to behold.


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Old 06-01-2008   #2 (permalink)
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I'm so old I remember silent radio.

And when newspapers actually had news in them, with large well printed easy to read cartoons with stories.

I've upped my standards. Now up yours.
Don't think. Vote Republican.
People who make excessive generalizations are blowhards.
Don't hate me because you're You.
Everybody stereotypes.
Are we here now?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EXA7yklaANo
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Old 06-01-2008   #3 (permalink)
SpeedoMike is offline


I'm so old... when the Lord said "let there be light", I was one of the electricians on his crew.
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Old 06-01-2008   #4 (permalink)
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I'm so old that when you woke up at 6 AM all there was on the TV was a test pattern with an Indian Head and a hum of white noise.

I've upped my standards. Now up yours.
Don't think. Vote Republican.
People who make excessive generalizations are blowhards.
Don't hate me because you're You.
Everybody stereotypes.
Are we here now?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EXA7yklaANo
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Old 06-01-2008   #5 (permalink)
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I'm so old I can remember when MTV had 24hours of actual music videos. And a music video premiere was a major thing lol

The weirdness quotient around here is getting rather high.

How a HUGE endowment can help your career.

I emptied my mailbox WAHOO. Time to fill it up again.
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Old 06-01-2008   #6 (permalink)
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Quote:
Originally Posted by SpeedoMike View Post
I'm so old... when the Lord said "let there be light", I was one of the electricians on his crew.
Now that's funny!

I'm so old, I remember when Arianna Huffington was a Republican.

A large, pretty penis is a wonder to behold.


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Old 06-01-2008   #7 (permalink)
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I'm so old, the current President has me missing Richard Nixon.

I've upped my standards. Now up yours.
Don't think. Vote Republican.
People who make excessive generalizations are blowhards.
Don't hate me because you're You.
Everybody stereotypes.
Are we here now?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EXA7yklaANo
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Old 06-01-2008   #8 (permalink)
Northland is offline


I'm so old that I remember when the first cave drawing was made.

Note: What I write here, these are my thoughts, not those of anyone else, nor am I attempting to sway others into my way of thinking.


Go out swinging, that's what I say.
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Old 06-01-2008   #9 (permalink)
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When did you move out of the cave?

I've upped my standards. Now up yours.
Don't think. Vote Republican.
People who make excessive generalizations are blowhards.
Don't hate me because you're You.
Everybody stereotypes.
Are we here now?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EXA7yklaANo
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Old 06-01-2008   #10 (permalink)
Rubenesque is offline


I'm so old I remember when the snooker commentator said...

"and for those of you watching in black and white, the pink ball is next to the blue"

I enjoy using the comedy technique of self-deprecation - but I'm not very good at it.
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Old 06-01-2008   #11 (permalink)
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I'm so old that I...oh dear I've forgotten what I was going to say

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Old 06-01-2008   #12 (permalink)
ZOS23xy is offline


3,978 ^

I've upped my standards. Now up yours.
Don't think. Vote Republican.
People who make excessive generalizations are blowhards.
Don't hate me because you're You.
Everybody stereotypes.
Are we here now?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EXA7yklaANo
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Old 06-01-2008   #13 (permalink)
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I've been told that because I'm so old I find myself constantly repeating myself.
I've been told that because I'm so old I find myself constantly repeating myself.

"If you love somebody, set them free."
Old 06-01-2008   #14 (permalink)
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I owe Jesus a quarter.
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Old 06-01-2008   #15 (permalink)
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I seen Haley's comet 6 times.....
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