# How to tell if a guy has a big dick

## Pinch his wallet and take a look at the picture, every man carrys a picture of his dick in his wallet.

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 07-03-2008 #16 (permalink) Pinch his wallet and take a look at the picture, every man carrys a picture of his dick in his wallet.
 07-03-2008 #17 (permalink) It's been mathematically proven that if you take a weighted average of all the important indicators and add a bit of noise you arrive at the size of his dick: Indicator 1: ask him, subtract 2", square the result and take the square root. Indicator 2: measure the distance his index finger runs down the palm of his hand Indicator 3: for every shoe size above 8 add half an inch, for every shoe size below subtract a quarter of an inch. Indicator4: take the exponent of the length of his nose Indicator 5: take the log of (height - 5.5) squared length of penis = average(ind 1 + ind 2+ ind 3 + ind 4+ ind 5) + bit of random noise. There you have it from a professor of mathematics. I love TinyPrincess 5 x 4.5
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Never knowing a guy's full hard cock size gives you time to get to know him first!

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 Originally Posted by tiggerpoo Indicator 1: ask him, subtract 2", square the result and take the square root. Indicator 2: measure the distance his index finger runs down the palm of his hand Indicator 3: for every shoe size above 8 add half an inch, for every shoe size below subtract a quarter of an inch. Indicator4: take the exponent of the length of his nose Indicator 5: take the log of (height - 5.5) squared length of penis = average(ind 1 + ind 2+ ind 3 + ind 4+ ind 5) + bit of random noise.
YOU'VE nailed IT! :D

now that RICKY'S out I can be compared with him... THANK GOD! ;)

 07-03-2008 #20 (permalink) Ok, the question for this thread is How to tell if a guy has a big dick. You can usually tell if he has a big dick as he inserts it into your ass.

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 Originally Posted by Fed Agent Ok, the question for this thread is How to tell if a guy has a big dick. You can usually tell if he has a big dick as he inserts it into your ass.
or in any other orifices YOU may have to take it IN! :D

now that RICKY'S out I can be compared with him... THANK GOD! ;)

 07-03-2008 #22 (permalink) Ya, I was going to say, stick your hand down his pants. Or pull them off him...other than that... 5"9' 7 x 5.5

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 Originally Posted by tiggerpoo It's been mathematically proven that if you take a weighted average of all the important indicators and add a bit of noise you arrive at the size of his dick: Indicator 1: ask him, subtract 2", square the result and take the square root. Indicator 2: measure the distance his index finger runs down the palm of his hand Indicator 3: for every shoe size above 8 add half an inch, for every shoe size below subtract a quarter of an inch. Indicator4: take the exponent of the length of his nose Indicator 5: take the log of (height - 5.5) squared length of penis = average(ind 1 + ind 2+ ind 3 + ind 4+ ind 5) + bit of random noise. There you have it from a professor of mathematics.
Better estimates than the usual posters... ;-) LMAO

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 07-03-2008 #24 (permalink) Actually you can tell by posture. Men shift posture more often if their penis is in the way, much like women with larger breasts shift posture because keeping larger external organs in one particular position is not comfortable. That's not universal, but it is a decent rule to go by. For the record I shift often. ;] It should be noted that this technique only works for the flaccid penis. Super-Secret: There are people, women specifically, who slip a certain substance into drinks. The substance creates a chemically induced erection and obviously is one of the best methods for ascertaining what you want to know. It isn't ethical to drug people for that information though. I'm 'around'. Last edited by Symphonic; 07-03-2008 at 07:58 PM.. Reason: A Technicality

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 Originally Posted by Symphonic Super-Secret: There are people, women specifically, who slip a certain substance into drinks. The substance creates a chemically induced erection and obviously is one of the best methods for ascertaining what you want to know. It isn't ethical to drug people for that information though.
Why go to all that trouble, a girl whispering sweet nothings in my ear does it for me :P

Also i have seen some evidence that size is related to height. But even then it only moved the average a few tenths of an inch, so in an individual case it isn't going to mean much.

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 Originally Posted by tiggerpoo It's been mathematically proven that if you take a weighted average of all the important indicators and add a bit of noise you arrive at the size of his dick: Indicator 1: ask him, subtract 2", square the result and take the square root. Indicator 2: measure the distance his index finger runs down the palm of his hand Indicator 3: for every shoe size above 8 add half an inch, for every shoe size below subtract a quarter of an inch. Indicator4: take the exponent of the length of his nose Indicator 5: take the log of (height - 5.5) squared length of penis = average(ind 1 + ind 2+ ind 3 + ind 4+ ind 5) + bit of random noise. There you have it from a professor of mathematics.

hey "professor", wouldn't it be easier to just subtract 2 inches and cut out the squaring the result and then taking the square root? that just sounds redundant

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 Originally Posted by THEDUDEofDestiny hey "professor", wouldn't it be easier to just subtract 2 inches and cut out the squaring the result and then taking the square root? that just sounds redundant
It's not redundant. By squaring then taking the square root you get the absolute value.

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 Originally Posted by THEDUDEofDestiny hey "professor", wouldn't it be easier to just subtract 2 inches and cut out the squaring the result and then taking the square root? that just sounds redundant
Good point.
But redundancy is an established part of life.

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no way to tell for sure, i guess just good judgement. you basically just have to lay it on the line and ask them, that's what i do.
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Has big Teeth been mentioned?

I have known 3 men with really big teeth. Two of the 3 had a horse cock to match their horse teeth. The 3rd I have yet to see!

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