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ahh.....errr....uhh..... ohhhh! AHHHHHH.....AHHHHHH...............AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HH........AHHHHHH.....UHHHHHH man........ uhhhh ohhhhh....,,..... uhhhhhhh....... >snffff< uhhhhh...... uh... uh... man....... fuck! It was like watching jellyfish performing at the cirque de soleil.... uhhhh man.... tumbling globs of baby-batter summersaulting through the air,

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Old 07-15-2008   #1 (permalink)
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I'm cumming... RIGHT NOW!

ahh.....errr....uhh..... ohhhh!

AHHHHHH.....AHHHHHH...............AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HH........AHHHHHH.....UHHHHHH man........ uhhhh ohhhhh....,,..... uhhhhhhh....... >snffff< uhhhhh...... uh... uh... man....... fuck!


It was like watching jellyfish performing at the cirque de soleil.... uhhhh man.... tumbling globs of baby-batter summersaulting through the air, one after the other.... uh.. man... i'm pooped! I'm gonna nap now... later! wheew...


oh wait I got a little.... PFFFFT! doh!, ok now i'm relaxed.... >sniff< ew... kinda smelled like sulfer and mildew!

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Old 07-15-2008   #2 (permalink)
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The weirdness quotient around here is getting rather high.

How a HUGE endowment can help your career.

I emptied my mailbox WAHOO. Time to fill it up again.
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Old 07-15-2008   #3 (permalink)
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Ha ha ha...loved that post! Creative writing is your forte.

I kinda know what you mean about the smell, too. Though i usually find it a bit bleachy if I'm not eating right.

"And baby when it's love if it's not rough it isn't fun."
Lady GaGa

"Just fuck me."
Dawson

"If it ain't spit, it ain't love"
Me!
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Old 07-15-2008   #4 (permalink)
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Ha ha ha...loved that post! Creative writing is your forte.

I kinda know what you mean about the smell, too. Though i usually find it a bit bleachy if I'm not eating right.
Actually the smell came out of the fudge sphincter, not the lemonade spigot. whowh!!! BRAP!!! fire in the hole!! tee-hheheh!!
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Old 07-15-2008   #5 (permalink)
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lmao, wow. yeah, thanks for bringing humor to the site, doesnt happen so friendly that often
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Old 07-17-2008   #6 (permalink)
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Man sometimes I cum so hard, I'd swear my dick would fart if I ran out of Prostrate Milk. Well, it would be more like a cat dry heaving! That would be funny... you cumming like a mad-man... toes curling, butt clenching, dick engorging orgasm, but nothing coming outta yer dick. You look down to see your pisshole gasping at the air like a fish outta water!

At that point I'd got to the Grim Reaper and say "check please!"

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Old 07-17-2008   #7 (permalink)
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Caps, have you forgotten to take your meds or did you take too many?

Ya ain't seen an attitude like a North jerseyan attitude. Hey,hetero 5'10", 185 lbs, brown/black hair, hazel green eyes, 10.5X7.5, looking for that very special romance.

I'm not interested in getting PM's from complete strangers, nor do I wish any solicitations about cock size, getting together. etc. So trust me when I tell you that you will be deleted from my message banks and put on ignore.

If I don't know you, you aren't getting a friendship request approved.
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Old 07-17-2008   #8 (permalink)
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Caps, have you forgotten to take your meds or did you take too many?

...Its such a fine line, ain't it?


BLRAH! I've got a case of engorgement that would make a horse blush! Man Someone help me milk this thing!
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Old 08-02-2008   #9 (permalink)
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Crap, I'm locked in a jizz-spasm!!! A navel drenching, sack-shrinking, possible butt-tooting, prostrate clenching, knob engorging, jerk-rhythm-wrecking, shaft-throbbing, ball-plosion!!!

ahh.....errr....uhh..... ohhhh!

AHHHHHH.....AHHHHHH...............AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HH........AHHHHHH.....UHHHHHH man........ uhhhh ohhhhh....,,..... uhhhhhhh....... >snffff< uhhhhh...... uh... uh... man....... fuck!

OMG... It was one of those machine gun multi-spurts! It was like playing a vintage game of Galaga, where a dick-shaped ship was franticly shooting thanks to some power-up bonus. Had there been actual aliens to shoot at, they would have looked like the inside cap of a jar of mayonnaise!

Ladies, shake your titties so that I can shoot another round!
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Old 08-02-2008   #10 (permalink)
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lo,l didn't even read the thread!

"Fuck it. I give up." Joe Suic
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Old 09-12-2009   #11 (permalink)
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would love to hear u come one day..
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Old 09-12-2009   #12 (permalink)
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Ahah! :P



"Haters gonna hate."

A big cock is always a plus. :)


Name: Get to know me and I'll tell you.
Gender: Male (Yes, 100%)
Age: 20
Height: 5'10
Chest: 32.5 in.
Waist: 25 in.
Hips: 34 in.
Weight: 125 lbs.
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Old 09-12-2009   #13 (permalink)
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Good God, man! Raise the safety shields!
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Old 09-14-2009   #14 (permalink)
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Captain...the shields are all downnnn....ana can do thin wi' um!
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Old 09-14-2009   #15 (permalink)
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I had a dream about fishing last night..... I woke up this morning holding my fishing rod and there was a jelly fish on my stomach......

Smart like dumptruck
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