Hey, always great to see more L.A. guys here. Enjoy
Oh, sure, now that I'm bending over, I've got your attention. Where were you 5 minutes ago, when I was being brilliant?
"I'm not really a whore, I just play one on the Internet." -me
"Link for the lazy?" -me
If you're called a fake, shut up the haters by verifying, or just shut up.
One or two Mods checking you out? You're probably hot. Three or more Mods checking you out? You're probably in trouble.
PLEASE, at least say "hi", before you ask to be my "FRIEND".