GOLF JOKES

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A couple went golfing one day at a very exclusive course lined with million dollar homes. On the third tee, the husband cautioned, “Honey, be careful when you drive. If we break one of those windows, it’ll cost us a fortune to repair.”

Of course, she immediately shanked...

"DUMB BLONDE" JOKES

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A blonde is standing in an elevator with a few other people when a man wearing a black suit steps on. It’s evident that the man has dandruff problems, because it can be seen on the shoulders of his suit.

Two floors later the man gets off, and after...

FARMER JOKES

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A farmer got pulled over by state trooper Jon for speeding, and the trooper started to lecture the farmer about his speed, and in general began to throw his weight around to try to make the farmer uncomfortable. Finally, trooper Jon got around to writing out the ticket, and as...

PENIS JOKES
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A mother and father took their 6-year-old son to a nude beach. As the boy walked along the beach, he noticed that some of the ladies had boobs bigger than his mother’s, and asked her why.

The mother told her son, “The bigger they are the dumber that person is.”...

HUSBAND AND WIFE JOKES*
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The CIA had an opening for an assassin. After all of the background checks, interviews, and testswere done there were three finalists — two men and one woman. For the final test, the CIA agents took one of the men to a large metal door and...