‎(-_-) Remember, remember the fifth of November
Gunpowder, treason and plot.
I see no reason, why gunpowder treason
Should ever be forgot.

Guy Fawkes, guy, t'was his intent
To blow up king and parliament.
Three score barrels were laid below
To prove old England's overthrow.

By God's mercy he was catch'd
With a darkened lantern and burning match.
So, holler boys, holler boys, Let the bells ring. ...

I have visited several websites and adult sights and it amazes me how many people can find everything except a ruler to measure themselves against. Are rulers and tape measures soooo rare that you can't find one in all the years you're posting online. So when people claim a 12" dick and they can hold it in two hands that would mean that their palms are half a foot wide? I don't see what all the point of this online lies are for