Had to create this list of rules:

Rule #1: Don't invite to private chat, wait to be invited.
Rule #2: Don't invite to view cam unless super super hard.
Rule #3: You must be unique, interesting, or spraying all over, not boring.
Rule #4: No sea slug close ups, can be very misleading.
Rule #5: Please no darkly lit cams, creepy.
Rule #6: No plastic or rubber replicas (ya been tried many times).

Gets depressing when someone says you are soooo...

I just ended a 3 yr relationship because we didn't have a hole lot in common . I'm love da water n he can't swim, I'm more country n he is more rap. I'm a get up get things done while he is a sit n have coffee n watch news. I love the beach n he rather go shopping. I live n Texas n he lives n Nebraska .
So I went out with a guy that is more of my liking. He has two boys. 13 n 16. The boys fart a lot, can't not say please, thank you, yes mam. Etc to the waitress. The 16 yr old used...

I am 18, i have a cam and I am willing to be your slave, for woman only, I am very obedient and will do anything you want