Where are all the pretty women, no, I don't mean there aren't any pretty women on LPSG, far from it. I live in Va, and I see women from NC, SC, GA, TN, AL, KY, where are my VA girls. I like them big, I like them small, I like them short, I like them tall, I like them one, I like them all. I lay them down, and spread their legs, I lick from the bottom up to the head, I lick the front, I lick the tail, have no worry, I never fail. Your pleasure is my purpose, and you can have no doubt, I won't stop...

Wankers, jerk offs, tossers. The irony of hatefully calling a man out on his favourite past-time sure as hell ain't lost on me. Go 'head. Call me a wanker. I am. So are you.

ThatFellaUK: Self-love. Since 1999.

But do you burn the bridges of lines crossed by runnin' the idea of "whipping it out" in front of a mate?

I'm straight. I'm not bi or gay. I'm cool with that. I don't have romantic or sexual desires for guys. But my open attitude to male...