This kid, 22 years, came to my place yesterday. He says he wanted to be in a relationship with me. I said that I'm not looking for a relationship, only a FWB. So after, we went to my room and I gave him a handjob with this new lube I bought, "Astroglide". I started stroking his hard cock. After a few minutes, he busted. His cock was still rock hard, so without cleaning anything up, I continued stroking non-stop. After a few minutes, again, he busted. I tried to go a third time, but I...

Finally got around to watching the movie tonight. It was good

But when I got to the scene shortly after the disappearance, when Liam Neeson as Bryan shouted, "Now's not the time for dick-measuring!", it took all my willpower not to laugh.

This is what LPSG does to a guy, haha.