If you remember who helped set them up.
So, I just got back from work, and man I'm on a half tank of frustration and aggravation over what I saw before I left on the bulletin board.

But you need to know exactly what I'm getting so pissed about. So, every patriotic holiday, we set up a big BBQ party in the back. And guess who at the request of mgmt gets "asked" to help? Yep, you guessed right-ME. So, I spent the better part of 4.5 hrs doing what they asked me to do; get...

A non merchandising book at work that is. I tell you, they give a goddamn book, full of all the depts, and you have to hunt down their respective DH's and get quizzed, and then they sign off on it. Easy enough, right?

Wrong. Since I'm the only guy there in MY dept who knows what to do and not fuck off, it made it almost impossible to get it done while the other fuck off artists in my dept do other things 'sides their jobs. So, three months go by, but lo and behold I finally got it...

Well, you're gonna go, "ok..?", and you'll get the answer. So, this is how it is;

20 yrs ago about this time, I slipped on some really slick ice, and my body weight dropped on onto my foot, thus causing a hairline fracture. So, I get it examined, discover the fracture, which can't be put in a cast,(If you know anything about casts and feet, you'll pick this up fast!) but can only be wrapped. Now following the doctor's orders to take it easy's not so hard, right?
...

Ok, so, going on a week and a half or so, I'd been experiencing discomfort in my balls. I threw it off at first as tightness from new undies. But after a few days, I begin to realize that I'd broke in my undies and the discomfort was still there. So, I get my Aetna card out, go online and find a urologist in my area.

So, I make the appointment to see the doctor. But, it turns out that the scheduling dimwits made it for their adjoining office out of town, and I wound up wating a good...

So bear with me if it sounds like a country western/pop ballad- I was dreaming about it this morning.


What do you when the world's gone crazy,

When you see the girl you love, the one all above,

But your emotions are feeling real lazy?


When you find she's now encumbered, with someone who's love may be really lumbered?

Do you hope she'll realize, the love she feels inside,
maybe something you find in slumber?...