Incident at friends house
My girlfriend and I were at our friends apartment a few nights ago, and me and Matt had been drinking. We had been watching a movie, and I had passed out in the middle of it. I guess Angel had been rubbing my knee (which is a turn on of mine) and I started sporting wood but she didn't notice. Heather (Matt's girlfriend) noticed my bulge. I guess she told Angel I was huge, and Matt had looked over and seen what they were talking about. They had started talking about how big I was and Angel told them I stretched her out so much when we have sex. All this happened while i was passed out, and I have a feeling they didn't tell me everything. Angel had smacked me on the chest to wake up and I jumped (It had freaked me out). They were all laughing and I thought it was because of the movie. We started talking about something from the movie, and Matt kept calling me T.P. I ended up asking why he was calling me that. He laughed and Heather said "you've got a huge dick lol" Matt said me called me T.P. because it stood for trouser python. Since then anytime I talk to them they refer to me as T.P. which isn't the worst name I have been called, but its not my favorite lol
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i've said it before & i'll say it again....i like "spike" ; )
take care, xoPosted 05-29-2012 at 05:32 PM by fratpack
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Dont think it's a bad name at all! Go with it. :PPosted 05-29-2012 at 06:30 PM by Joll 
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Accident ? Incident perhaps ?
Posted 05-29-2012 at 06:39 PM by NOBBY_UK - LOL, Prince... that will teach you to be the first one asleep in a crowd... haha ...
so.... your friends have NEVER noticed your python before?? hmmm, I'm betting yeah just never drunk enough (or secure enough) to say anything about it...Posted 05-29-2012 at 10:38 PM by D_Kitten_Kaboodle -
Thats true NOBBY, I'm might need to change the name
Fancy I think they may have noticed it at Halloween last year. My pirate costume was a little bulgy in a certain areaPosted 05-30-2012 at 09:27 AM by Princecharm - That pirate costume was HOTTTT!!Posted 05-30-2012 at 12:09 PM by D_Kitten_Kaboodle
- Don't worry, man. Ur gf is happy in bed and ur friend ans his gf will be in awe now. Make em show respect for TP!Posted 05-30-2012 at 03:26 PM by Coolhunter
- "teepee"*Posted 05-30-2012 at 05:21 PM by blonk
