So I bought a thing of bananas(every time I type this I sing the song) for the first time in years. When did bananas get so huge?! They are so thick and long.( heheh) Anyways you can't ever eat bananas without being suggestive in mixed company. I noticed my roommate staring at me eating it. So I took it deep in my throat and chomped it in half. The look on his face!
So similar to that! Next time don't stare at me eating.