Ive got nice balls and I always loved balls of others too. I thought this was gay or strange, but it is not. The balls are the symbol of male masculinity, pride and power. Every man who is proud of his testicles should be, so to speak, be allowed to show them. It is time to reappreciate the ultimate show of manliness.

In nature, big mammals such as bulls show their balls to signal their power and virility. Testis means witness (of virility). This is the reason why the balls come down...