I guess it doesn't bend that way.

First, if you get the reference in the title/first line of this post... kudos to you.

*takes a deep breath and sighs* I'm 24 years old, but sometimes I feel a lot older. Partly it's emotionally and mentally due to the experiences I've dealt with. Partly, it's because my body keeps giving me the middle finger. I've had an IUD in my body for a bit over five years now. I tried to have it removed the first time about two years ago,...

Folks seemed to like the other one. Also, I keep being asked questions that it seems like I've answered many times over.

Are you Asian?
Yes. I was born in an Asian country, but I was adopted by a Caucasian family when I was still an infant. Culturally I'm as white bread, middle America, suburban as the next guy/girl. I cannot speak any languages fluently besides American English.

You seem to like BDSM. What are you into?
That's... kind of a long list....

Alright, since a lot of people keep asking me the same damn questions over and over...

Why are you on LPSG/how did you find LPSG?
I peruse a site called Cracked.com occasionally for funny images and articles. One day I stumbled across this particular gem, Least Believable Page on the Web. After reading it, of course I was curious. I made an account and poked around to see if it was really as ludicrous as the article made it out to be. Initially I stuck around so I could...