I was talking to my mom the other day about something I cant even remeber, and I was looking through some old pictures of me from when I was a baby. I found one of me holding this huge trophy (I was about four in the pic) She said that told me that when I was younger I competed in male beauty pagents (cutie pagents as I call them). I thought she was joking at first but she wasn't. I asked her more about it and she said I did really well (I started when I was 2 and stopped doing it when I was 5 and...