no pun intended there... but Oral sex with my wifey is nothing like I've experienced and would like it to be.

She'll do it- if i ask and beg. I can expect the "i'm not so in the mood now." or "do you really need it" and then I get a few decent sucks on my balls a wary lick or two on my crown and she's to tired to continue.

As far as eating her out, she isn't into that either. Although when I do coax her into it, she sort of gets into it, she'll...

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Elle laughed. "You wouldn't believe what this guy is writing to me. I can't believe he didn't read my profile. It clearly shows I'm not single."

Tara grinned. "Wish you were?"

Shaking her head, Elle kissed Tara full on the lips. "Not a chance. Here, come sit by me. You can read his sad attempts at flirting."

"So if he's bothering you, why don't you...

i am new and love to use others wives to get off. i really enjoy cumin on their pics, and will take pics or vids of me using your wife or gf, just send the pic(s) and requests;) ciao

Hi would like to know if anyone south of london with a massive cock would fuck my dirty wife as I am made to watch dressed up as her slut to clean up after....

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The CIA had an opening for an assassin. After all of the background checks, interviews, and testswere done there were three finalists — two men and one woman. For the final test, the CIA agents took one of the men to a large metal door and...