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Honk if You're Horny.

Posted 1 Day Ago at 10:47 AM by markspark50

I was just driving down a country road behind another car. The driver of which, I'd seen earlier, was a hot, blonde, twenty-something year old girl. Now on the back window of said car was a fairly large sticker of some puckered lips with the caption "Honk if you're horny!".

Now let's be honest, I'm horny pretty much all the time and, like I said, she was a good looking girl. So I just decided to give it a go; quick three whacks on the car horn. Nothing too obnoxious.

On go the brake lights and I see her scowling at me in the rear-view mirror.


So what do people expect when they put stickers on their cars like that? What was I hoping for actually? A quick fuck in one of our cars at the side of the road?...

Yeah pretty much.

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    sanaxx's Avatar
    if she would have taken a moment and looked at you, you would have gotten that romp on the side of a country road for sure!
    Posted 1 Day Ago at 12:34 PM by sanaxx sanaxx is offline
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    markspark50's Avatar
    Now that would've been a far better story to share with you all ;)
    Posted 1 Day Ago at 04:35 PM by markspark50 markspark50 is offline
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    kcrown1967's Avatar
    Come honk behind my truck and I'd come to the biggest screeching halt ever ;)
    Posted 1 Day Ago at 02:43 AM by kcrown1967 kcrown1967 is offline
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    Joll's Avatar
    Agree with Sana on this one. Perhaps she was due on? ;)
    Posted 19 Hours Ago at 07:16 AM by Joll Joll is offline
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    Betty_Cocker's Avatar
    Perhaps the sign was old and she'd forgotten about it.
    Posted 17 Hours Ago at 09:17 AM by Betty_Cocker Betty_Cocker is offline
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    markspark50's Avatar
    Way to cause an accident KC :P

    I wonder if she worked it out later on and if she took it off then? Haha
    Posted 14 Hours Ago at 12:59 PM by markspark50 markspark50 is offline

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