I've spent too much time here.
Please die
Posted 05-17-2012 at 03:34 AM by TurkeyWithaSunburn
just die already. I mean hell when you have sex so loud that you wake people up without even TRYING to be less than EVERYBODY MUST KNOW I AM HAVING SEX LOUD, it's not normal.
It's just rude and self absorbed.
Anyone else feel like this? Two nights in a row woken up by this.
I swear I want to find some freak porn of people getting off while vomiting or just fucked up shit like that (yeah baby *hurl* oh that's so hot *hurl* did you eat corn lately? *hurl*) and play that loud enough so that it's a mood stopper the next time I'm woken up by noise.
It's just rude and self absorbed.
Anyone else feel like this? Two nights in a row woken up by this.
I swear I want to find some freak porn of people getting off while vomiting or just fucked up shit like that (yeah baby *hurl* oh that's so hot *hurl* did you eat corn lately? *hurl*) and play that loud enough so that it's a mood stopper the next time I'm woken up by noise.
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I had a neighbor like that. She would always open up her windows whenever she was fucking, and yell like a goddamn howler monkey getting slaughtered. Even when other neighbors would complain about how vocal she was, she would just tell them to "quit hatin."
So, I had the "genius" idea, of taking my shotgun, and pumping it at the speed of her howls.
Did that, she (and her boytoy) when silent, & never heard a peep from her again.
Still sucks to deal with such inconsiderate fucktards. Hopefully they'll learn some manners.Posted 05-17-2012 at 05:05 AM by Remington
Updated 05-17-2012 at 05:09 AM by Remington -
You might want to invest in some earplugs.
They cost less than homicide.Posted 05-17-2012 at 07:36 AM by mandoman -
Sounds like you should have a conversation with the residents above your living space. If they don't stop...try talking with your landlord...or have your landlord live in your space for a night to understand what you are dealing with.
Posted 05-17-2012 at 04:12 PM by invisibleman - LOL.... pretty sure you are not near me .... I am loud... not intentionally loud though... but hubby says is more animal than human...
I will try to remember this and "keep it down" while building him up and he's getting me off... lolPosted 05-17-2012 at 05:09 PM by D_Kitten_Kaboodle - Find a recording of cats having sex and try playing that really loud. Maybe they'll get the hint?Posted 05-17-2012 at 06:44 PM by
- Do it. Does your door have a lock? If so play it at full volume, put on repeat, leave and lock the door.
Do it not only when they have sex, but when they are trying to sleep. Alternately dvr episodes of Monsters Inside of me. Nothing kills a mood like in-depth discussions of parasites, lol
Eaten Alive is another good one if you can find it.Posted 05-17-2012 at 10:51 PM by B_Nicodemous
