juandough

okay, so i'm slightly drunk and blogging. which means any bullshit i write should be taken with a grain of salt. but i've got things on my mind, and here they are.....

do i drink to make other ppl amusing, or are other ppl amusing when i drink?

i measured myself earlier. just a regular ruled. nearly 7.75 by 6. when i get an appropriate pic, i'll post it. that said, i don't feel like i'm hung. i get told i am, but i keep thinking i have work to do.

i just...

i never know how to start blogs. seriously, i've gone thru two actual blogspot blogs and each one lasted less than a month. but anyways, a few drinks have caused me to offer this, so whomever reads it, great. if this never gets read, that's okay.

me personally, i'm just a bigger-then-average dicked guy with no attachments who really when you get down to it just wants to connect with people in a postive, provacative way. love curves and admire big dicks in the sense that any dude who...