Yes, you did up the glamour quotient ... but you know, and I know, that only we know.
I worry about what a used 'boxed' buttplug might actually be.
(Did you get it from Midnight Embalming Supplies™? At 2 a.m.?)
You have a great life too, X.
I've never met such an unlikable guy who was sooooo likable.
Maybe I'm confuzed.