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Imported
01-13-2005, 10:56 AM
remotehypnosis: Has anyone noticed especially large erections after eating certain foods?

Pecker
01-13-2005, 04:15 PM
The repast that makes my dick hard is usually food for thought.

B_RoysToy
01-14-2005, 04:21 PM
Because of their high zinc content, oysters have long been thought to make not only the dick harder, but to stimulate the sex drive, also. All it takes is a little belief, b/c during my married years after an oyster dinner knowing what would soon be in store always produced some deep, deep penetration.

jeepwranglerboi
01-14-2005, 06:03 PM
You know I have an enormous erection right after (and during) eating a large serving of some Double Meat Whopper! ;)

Sorry, I couldn't resist but to answer your question, like Roys Toy I have heard that oysters do indeed stimulate the libido and let's face it, the more aroused you are the larger and harder you will be. For me personally there are certain foods that get me very aroused. I am often wary of partaking of them because I know what they do to me. There are also certain scents that get me very hot and bothered as well. :blush:

Serj
01-17-2005, 05:17 AM
I find that most sea food, especialy oysters or muscles are the best. Straight rice(No soy sauce) is also supposed to be good for that. It is supposed to clear out your system and promote better blood flow.

Imported
01-17-2005, 05:22 AM
remotehypnosis: Those scotch bonnet peppers do it for me!

RICKY_27
01-17-2005, 01:08 PM
Originally posted by remotehypnosis@Jan 17 2005, 06:22 AM
Those scotch bonnet peppers do it for me!
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Hey 'Remote'!

Question: Do you eat the scotch bonnet peppers or insert 'em??

RICKY_27

soccerfanatic
01-17-2005, 04:51 PM
Alcohol makes your penis huge *nods*

It also makes you highly attractive, bursting with confidence and instantly hilarious. Its proven :)

B_DoubleMeatWhopper
01-23-2005, 01:56 PM
Originally posted by Spank_The_Monkey@Jan 17 2005, 09:51 PM
Alcohol makes your penis huge *nods*

It also makes you highly attractive, bursting with confidence and instantly hilarious. Its proven :)


It makes you highly attractive and instantly hilarious only to yourself. Everyone else wonders, "How can we shut that shit-faced bozo up?" :blink:

Imported
01-23-2005, 05:27 PM
joe22xxx: Originally posted by remotehypnosis@Jan 13 2005, 03:56 PM
Has anyone noticed especially large erections after eating certain foods?
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Pasta! :D

philberttrw
01-24-2005, 05:53 PM
Originally posted by jeepwranglerboi@Jan 14 2005, 11:03 PM
You know I have an enormous erection right after (and during) eating a large serving of some Double Meat Whopper! ;)
There are also certain scents that get me very hot and bothered as well. :blush:
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You know, I will do whatever it is in my power to do to get an enormous erection out of your hot and bothered self, jeep... You're beautiful.

jeepwranglerboi
01-27-2005, 12:56 PM
Originally posted by philberttrw+Jan 24 2005, 10:53 PM--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(philberttrw @ Jan 24 2005, 10:53 PM)</div><div class='quotemain'><!--QuoteBegin-jeepwranglerboi@Jan 14 2005, 11:03 PM
You know I have an enormous erection right after (and during) eating a large serving of some Double Meat Whopper!* ;)
There are also certain scents that get me very hot and bothered as well.* :blush:
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You know, I will do whatever it is in my power to do to get an enormous erection out of your hot and bothered self, jeep... You're beautiful.
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I don't think that you would have to try too hard. :blush:

Imported
01-28-2005, 12:09 AM
clownboots19: Italian food...dunno why, but it surely gives me a big boner for no reason...

Imported
01-30-2005, 07:30 AM
remotehypnosis: All italian food?

Spork
01-31-2005, 04:55 AM
Pussy!

(Oh, wait. Was that out loud?)

lapdog2001
01-31-2005, 08:04 PM
Originally posted by Spork@Jan 31 2005, 04:55 AM
Pussy!

(Oh, wait. Was that out loud?)
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Yep, same results here. :P

Also, any food that happens to be in the vicinity of a beautiful naked woman also makes my dick the biggest.

puleeze!

LapDog :P

surferboy
01-31-2005, 10:34 PM
Strawberries get me uncontrollably horny.

B_hungrick
02-01-2005, 12:51 AM
Salsa does it for me.

yaoifun
02-01-2005, 09:50 PM
Hmm well mostly any fruit (i LOVE pomegranate!) especially red fruits, and anything hot and spicy :P

jeepwranglerboi
02-04-2005, 06:32 PM
Foods that make me horny? Hmmmm.... Pears, Creme Brule, Chocolate and hazelnut combined, Mango, Papaya, Apricots, spicy dishes, and a lot more. Gosh I'm getting worked up just thinking about it!

viking
02-04-2005, 06:50 PM
Originally posted by jeepwranglerboi@Feb 4 2005, 03:32 PM
Foods that make me horny? Hmmmm.... Pears, Creme Brule, Chocolate and hazelnut combined, Mango, Papaya, Apricots, spicy dishes, and a lot more. Gosh I'm getting worked up just thinking about it!
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Eat your Fruits & Nuts.

jeepwranglerboi
02-04-2005, 06:57 PM
Originally posted by ebviking+Feb 4 2005, 11:50 PM--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(ebviking @ Feb 4 2005, 11:50 PM)</div><div class='quotemain'><!--QuoteBegin-jeepwranglerboi@Feb 4 2005, 03:32 PM
Foods that make me horny? Hmmmm.... Pears, Creme Brule, Chocolate and hazelnut combined, Mango, Papaya, Apricots, spicy dishes, and a lot more. Gosh I'm getting worked up just thinking about it!
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Eat your Fruits & Nuts.
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You know me I always do my best! ;)

viking
02-04-2005, 07:02 PM
Originally posted by jeepwranglerboi+Feb 4 2005, 03:57 PM--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(jeepwranglerboi @ Feb 4 2005, 03:57 PM)</div><div class='quotemain'>Originally posted by ebviking@Feb 4 2005, 11:50 PM
<!--QuoteBegin-jeepwranglerboi@Feb 4 2005, 03:32 PM
Foods that make me horny? Hmmmm.... Pears, Creme Brule, Chocolate and hazelnut combined, Mango, Papaya, Apricots, spicy dishes, and a lot more. Gosh I'm getting worked up just thinking about it!
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Eat your Fruits & Nuts.
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You know me I always do my best! ;)
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These blokes seem to like this watermellon a lot.

jeepwranglerboi
02-04-2005, 07:04 PM
Originally posted by ebviking+Feb 5 2005, 12:02 AM--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(ebviking @ Feb 5 2005, 12:02 AM)</div><div class='quotemain'>Originally posted by jeepwranglerboi@Feb 4 2005, 03:57 PM
Originally posted by ebviking@Feb 4 2005, 11:50 PM
<!--QuoteBegin-jeepwranglerboi@Feb 4 2005, 03:32 PM
Foods that make me horny? Hmmmm.... Pears, Creme Brule, Chocolate and hazelnut combined, Mango, Papaya, Apricots, spicy dishes, and a lot more. Gosh I'm getting worked up just thinking about it!
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Eat your Fruits & Nuts.
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You know me I always do my best! ;)
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These blokes seem to like this watermellon a lot.
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LOL :lol: That is too funny! They obviously don't have large penis' or if they do they are sword fighting. En garde!

viking
02-04-2005, 07:08 PM
Originally posted by jeepwranglerboi+Feb 4 2005, 04:04 PM--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(jeepwranglerboi @ Feb 4 2005, 04:04 PM)</div><div class='quotemain'>Originally posted by ebviking@Feb 5 2005, 12:02 AM
Originally posted by jeepwranglerboi@Feb 4 2005, 03:57 PM
Originally posted by ebviking@Feb 4 2005, 11:50 PM
<!--QuoteBegin-jeepwranglerboi@Feb 4 2005, 03:32 PM
Foods that make me horny? Hmmmm.... Pears, Creme Brule, Chocolate and hazelnut combined, Mango, Papaya, Apricots, spicy dishes, and a lot more. Gosh I'm getting worked up just thinking about it!
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Eat your Fruits & Nuts.
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You know me I always do my best! ;)
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These blokes seem to like this watermellon a lot.
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LOL :lol: That is too funny! They obviously don't have large penis' or if they do they are sword fighting. En garde!
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Yea,
We would have to use a pumpkin I suppose.
Or how about a whopper?

YeeeHaaa!

cruztbone
02-05-2005, 06:15 PM
oysters and mussles(note spelling) work for me at 51 years old. The zinc in them, combined with the omega fatty acids are supposed to be healthy for the reproductive system. I know they are hard to get if you live inland, but they are worth it. alcohol is actually a depressant, although it does remove your social inhibitions. Avoid the tobacco! it is often a cause of impotence in men my age, not to mention all the other many health risks. Save your money from not smoking and buy the smoked oysters instead, my younger male friends.

dcwrestlefan
02-14-2005, 05:45 AM
italian sausage.

Dude!
02-14-2005, 05:50 AM
Originally posted by yaoifun@Feb 2 2005, 03:50 AM
Hmm well mostly any fruit (i LOVE pomegranate!) especially red fruits, and anything hot and spicy :P
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Yay! Big up the pomegranate! I LOVE 'em! Mmmm, got some in the fridge I think I'll go eat it now.

Imported
02-28-2005, 05:29 PM
Blueeyes: My boyfriend gets thicker, longer and harder after drinking red wine...though he also doesn't suffer the typical reaction to alcohol...most guys can't get it up if they drink too much...he has the opposite problem. So try red wine, but don't overdo it.

Imported
03-10-2005, 12:42 PM
joemanfu: Sushi, It's also good for you too.
I don't like oysters or mussles but Shark fin soup is also always good for a rise.

I suppose I never thought about it but I spend a lot of time eating sushi with a hard on, that must be why I drink sake afterwards to releive the tension in my pants.

cspelts
03-12-2005, 04:42 PM
Originally posted by joemanfu@Mar 10 2005, 01:42 PM
Sushi, It's also good for you too.
I don't like oysters or mussles but Shark fin soup is also always good for a rise.

I suppose I never thought about it but I spend a lot of time eating sushi with a hard on, that must be why I drink sake afterwards to releive the tension in my pants.
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pad thai and sake always gets me hot!! :grr:

Imported
03-18-2005, 11:19 AM
Rocky6535: I'm a noob and this place looks pretty interesting. It's strange, but I'm always the horniest when I'm just a little hungry. Eating usually doesn't make me want to have sex soon afterward, but when I'm hungry I seem to want sex so much more.