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So I like to make sex as engaging; entertaining as possible. It's not like I'm an event planner scheduling the evening bed-scape routine, but I want to make sure we both have a good time. There have been times (even intense times) when I've thought of something that was funny. Rather than...

This made me smile.

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I tried to change my password to penis...but Google said it was too short

A man goes off to have a routine prostate exam done. An hour later, he returns home, looking mildly upset. His wife takes notice, and asks him what's wrong. The man takes a disappointed breath, and replies. "I have good news and bad news." his wife looks concerned. "What's the good news?" "Good...

Supposing hunger wasn't a thing