A visit to the doctor's office

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  1. Pecker

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    The doctor tells the man: “You need to stop masturbating.”

    The man asks, “Why?”

    The doctor replies, “Because I’m trying to examine you.”
     
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    Pecker Went to see doctor srdude007 and was checking Peckers balls for any lumps the other day.

    It got awkward when Pecker ran his fingers through Dr srdude007 hair.
     
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    I'm guessing the doctor was the one who wanted a hands on approach to your visit there, Pecker.:biggrin:
     
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    I thought the doctor was very rude, myself!
     
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    Good thing the doctor didn't want to take your temperature there, Peck.:eek:
     
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    Dr srdude007 Said i am just going to cup your testicles Pecker." "Then I shall need to insert a finger into your ass. Is this something you're familiar with?"

    Pecker Said "Yes, but I usually get Xmarkbrakedownx to buy me a drink first." Pecker replied.