About MILTON BERLE'S PENIS.

[B_Yoselin]

Hi to everybody!.

Is true or not that the gentlemen Minton Berle and Forrest Tucker (both men) had penises of monstrous sizes?.

In Internet there aren't photos of the penises of these two men not of Milton neither of Forrest... Then wherefrom does information go-out that they were very well-endowed men?.

Are there known which were measures of Milton Berle's penis? (in flaccid and erect-state too) because I have read incoherent informations: Some say that his flaccid-penis was of 30 cm.-long (11,82 inches-long soft) and others say that this 30 cm.-long were in Erect-Penis and not Flaccid-Penis.

I have seen some Milton Berle's photos (entire body) and in the pubis part of him his enormous bundle isn't marked.

Bye!.

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[D_N Flay Table]

I met the man... I didn't have the "balls" to ask him, cause.. well... he was elderly.
but he was really nice.. he is uncle milty!

 

[D_all new original exclusive]

He was certainly super hung. Marilyn Monroe said he had the biggest cock in hollywood and had her best sex with him. She singles him out even though she had sex with quite a few ell hung men. Sinatra,Niven,Keel and James Bacon..

 

[TheRob]

can we read her interview somewhere lol

 

[B_Yoselin]

WOW.... Was Mr. Miltón Berle a pornographic actor?. Did he do pornographic filmes?.

I read in Internet brief notices of when he died and there says that world of the comedy and of the porn-world had lost important someone... Which made me think that Miltón was an actor porn.

Some persons have said to me that he had a flaccid-penis of 16 inches-long (which seems to me to be very exagerate) and other peoples have said to me that his penis was of 11 inches-long flaccid... Others say that his flaccid-penis was of 7 inches-long.

Which is the real measure in flaccid-size?.

Thanks.

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[Calboner]

There have been threads on this subject in the forum "Celebrity Endowments"—which is where any discussion of such a matter belongs.

FYI:
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[Pecker]

I grew up watching Uncle Milty on the Texaco Star Theater.

 

[2322]

Milton Berle a porn actor?

That would be like Jessica Alba performing Medea.
That would be like Ethel Merman singing Lady Lumps.
That would be like Carrot Top starring in Casablanca.

No, no, no! A thousand times NO!

 

[D_Maurice Mountlilly]

the thing that pisses me off about celebrities with "huge dicks" is this...
behined closed doors they talk shit and can't seem to put it away..but when asked a simple question in an interview like"are you well endowed?there are rumors of that going around"the get all sensitive and act like some fuckin' punks.but the night before the whole night revolved around the chosen celebrities dick!
i'm only bringin this up cause i remember when milton would go on the howard stern show and howard would ask him.and milton would get pissed.the same shit happened with julia roberts when she was asked about leaim neesian..she got pissed off.but yet she's be reported to be in hollywood circles just cracking all types of jokes and laughing about his pipe! what the fuck?

 

[2322]

Publicity. Keep them guessing and they'll never stop talking about it.

 

[horneyoldguy]

Pecker - I watched Uncle Miltie, too - funniest show on early television - I wonder how many out there recognize your avatar - Ernie Kovacs - from early television

 

[cuteguy0135]

30cm sounds over exaggerated, but yes I've heard the rumor Uncle Milty is hung, so is Eddie Murphy. Honestly the thought of Milton Berle's willy just doesn't get me going, even as a gay man. No offense I thought he was a great comedian and person.

 

[thirteenbyseven]

Of all the celebrity penis size rumors the one about Milton Berle seems to be the one that is most true. Why? Because of all the diverse sources; from gossip columnists to starlets to simple buddies who happened upon Berle in a steam room. From all the widely differing estimates, Berle was probably somewhere in the 8" to 9" inch range flaccid and around 13" erect.

There is the story about Berle calling a starlet up to meet him in a bungalow at the Beverly Hills hotel. When she showed up for the supposed casting call she was told to enter, and there stood Uncle Miltie in the altogether wearing nothing but argyle socks, holding a cigar, with a monstrous appendage hanging between his legs. Sexual curiosity apparently overcame shock and she was said to have subsequently reported to the tabloids that the comedian did indeed have a organ a foot plus long (and knew how to use it.) Unfortunately back in those days such news was taboo to report, so it became still more fodder for cocktail parties and steam room gossip.

 

[B_Yoselin]

He was certainly super hung. Marilyn Monroe said he had the biggest cock in hollywood and had her best sex with him. She singles him out even though she had sex with quite a few ell hung men. Sinatra,Niven,Keel and James Bacon..

01. In accordance with the following text I posted below (below) how many inches-long can be hypothesized to mediate the flaccid penis of Milton Berle?.

"Alan Zweibel is a writer and producer who was among the original writers on Saturday Night Live, back when Gerald Ford was still president. Here’s his story of coming face to face with Milton Berle’s legendary penis.
Milton Berle took a liking to me and gravitated to me, I think because in the early seventies I had written all these jokes for Catskill comics. And I wrote jokes for a lot of the Friars Club roasts, where Uncle Miltie was usually the roastmaster. You played to people’s stereotypes with those jokes —Jack Benny was the cheap one and so on — and with Berle, all I had known was he wore a dress on TV and supposedly stole everybody’s jokes. And also I learned early on that he was the guy with the big dick, one of the biggest m show business. So I started writing big dick jokes about him for these Friars roasts.
Now fast forward a few years and I’m in Milton Berle’s dressing room at Saturday Night Live. He’s sitting on a couch behind a coffee table and he’s wearing a very short kind of bathrobe, the kind that comes down to about midthigh. And somehow I just say to him, “You know, it’s so weird that I’m here talking to you, because for years I was writing jokes about your dick.” I said, “I wrote all these jokes about your cock and now I’m talking to you — I feel like there’s some violation or something here.”
He says to me: “You mean you never saw it?” I said, “Uh, no, I don’t believe I did.” Then he said, “Well, would you like to?” And before I had a chance to say, “Not really” or “Can I think about it?” or whatever, he parts his bathrobe and he just takes out this — this anaconda. He lays it on the table and I’m looking into this thing, right? I’m looking into the head of Milton Berle’s dick. It was enormous. It was like a pepperoni. And he goes, “What do you think of the boy?” And I’m looking right at it and I go, “Oh, it’s really, really nice.”
At which point Gilda [Radner] opens the door to the dressing room. It’s like an I Love Lucy sketch, but this honestly happened! She opens the door to his dressing room just in time to see me looking into his dick saying, “Yeah, it’s really, really nice.”
I tell Milton, “I’ll talk to you later,” closed the door, and left."

02. A flaccid penis that is as big as a pepperoni (in length and in thickness) when he is in a state of erection it will be completely rigid and hard, or that kind penises are only able to be semi erect state?

 

[B_Yoselin]

01. In accordance with the following text I posted below (below) how many inches-long can be hypothesized to mediate the flaccid penis of Milton Berle?.

"Alan Zweibel is a writer and producer who was among the original writers on Saturday Night Live, back when Gerald Ford was still president. Here’s his story of coming face to face with Milton Berle’s legendary penis.
Milton Berle took a liking to me and gravitated to me, I think because in the early seventies I had written all these jokes for Catskill comics. And I wrote jokes for a lot of the Friars Club roasts, where Uncle Miltie was usually the roastmaster. You played to people’s stereotypes with those jokes —Jack Benny was the cheap one and so on — and with Berle, all I had known was he wore a dress on TV and supposedly stole everybody’s jokes. And also I learned early on that he was the guy with the big dick, one of the biggest m show business. So I started writing big dick jokes about him for these Friars roasts.
Now fast forward a few years and I’m in Milton Berle’s dressing room at Saturday Night Live. He’s sitting on a couch behind a coffee table and he’s wearing a very short kind of bathrobe, the kind that comes down to about midthigh. And somehow I just say to him, “You know, it’s so weird that I’m here talking to you, because for years I was writing jokes about your dick.” I said, “I wrote all these jokes about your cock and now I’m talking to you — I feel like there’s some violation or something here.”
He says to me: “You mean you never saw it?” I said, “Uh, no, I don’t believe I did.” Then he said, “Well, would you like to?” And before I had a chance to say, “Not really” or “Can I think about it?” or whatever, he parts his bathrobe and he just takes out this — this anaconda. He lays it on the table and I’m looking into this thing, right? I’m looking into the head of Milton Berle’s dick. It was enormous. It was like a pepperoni. And he goes, “What do you think of the boy?” And I’m looking right at it and I go, “Oh, it’s really, really nice.”
At which point Gilda [Radner] opens the door to the dressing room. It’s like an I Love Lucy sketch, but this honestly happened! She opens the door to his dressing room just in time to see me looking into his dick saying, “Yeah, it’s really, really nice.”
I tell Milton, “I’ll talk to you later,” closed the door, and left."

02. A flaccid penis that is as big as a pepperoni (in length and in thickness) when he is in a state of erection it will be completely rigid and hard, or that kind penises are only able to be semi erect state?

It's amazing, it seems incredible that there have no photos or anecdotes giving details of Milton Berle's dick (about how many inches was IT). I've been seeing photos (full body) of this man (seeing his thighs) and on noone photo I see that bulge typical of men who have penis pepperoni kind ... He was not mark anything. Usually flacid penises of kind pepperoni, very long and thick and heavy, and which causes the penis don't stays inside the underwear, but on the same weight of the penis, the penis go out, slips away out of the underwear and it hangs parallel to thigh and this causes the bundle in my pants which I make reference.

This is really sad!, And is even more curious that Milton himself don't profited from it (his penis size) pornographically.

 

[B_Yoselin]

30cm sounds over exaggerated, but yes I've heard the rumor Uncle Milty is hung, so is Eddie Murphy. Honestly the thought of Milton Berle's willy just doesn't get me going, even as a gay man. No offense I thought he was a great comedian and person.

By the by, a friend of mine (woman) told me that if it were true that Mr. Milton Berle was a man with a HUGE flaccid penis very long and girth as pepperoni that would explain why Milton in the photos is wearing those pants kind old-man, that is, those pants that men used in years '30, '40s and '50, who are baggy pants and the waistband of men is placed near in the chest, above the navel, near the nipples. That kind of pants are ideal to keep the package be not marked with a cylinder makes penis flaccid of Milton pants because and so I can not check that the package is here, blatantly.

 

[upone]

It's amazing, it seems incredible that there have no photos or anecdotes giving details of Milton Berle's dick (about how many inches was IT). I've been seeing photos (full body) of this man (seeing his thighs) and on noone photo I see that bulge typical of men who have penis pepperoni kind ... He was not mark anything. Usually flacid penises of kind pepperoni, very long and thick and heavy, and which causes the penis don't stays inside the underwear, but on the same weight of the penis, the penis go out, slips away out of the underwear and it hangs parallel to thigh and this causes the bundle in my pants which I make reference.

This is really sad!, And is even more curious that Milton himself don't profited from it (his penis size) pornographically.

For those under 40, there really was a time when we lived our lives instead of taking pictures of our lives.

 

[joeweekend]

Milton Berle a porn actor?

That would be like Jessica Alba performing Medea.
That would be like Ethel Merman singing Lady Lumps.
That would be like Carrot Top starring in Casablanca.

No, no, no! A thousand times NO!

Or calling Justin Beiber a "singer".

 

[thkdck4u]

Well, there's an old joke attributed to Milton that has kind of morphed into a somewhat common expression and that's, "I only took out enough to win." The premise of the joke is that Milton was challenged by someone to see who had the bigger penis.

 

[MarkLondon]

Just in case anyone's wondering who Milton Berle was: Milton Berle Vs. Statler & Waldorf - YouTube