phdinsac & dervin, glad you liked the pic of Sal Mineo.
I had a housemate a few years ago who used to "read aloud" the gay subtext in movies. While watching Rebel Without a Cause, every time Plato (Sal) looked at Jim (James Dean), with those big, brown, puppy-dog eyes, she'd say things like "I love you, Jimmy. I want to be with you." During the Lord of the Rings movies, she'd do the same thing every time Sam had an "I won't leave you Mr. Frodo" moment.
It may sound annoying, but the way she did it was actually quite funny.