ACTUAL fun things to do with your cock

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  1. 123scotty

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    what fun things have you done with your cock like.
    swinging it and hitting someone's forehead,
    using it as a towel holder,
    made a chocolate replica
    put on glow in the dark condom switch the light off and have a lightsaber like in Star Wars
    Drilling holes for putting seeds in.
    a handy book stand for reading in bed

    there's a few to get things going
     
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    Masturbate.....a LOT!
     
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    use it as a hand warmer on cold days !!
     
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    putting holes in doughnuts
     
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    LOL.........
    use it as a donut holder
     
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    as a cue on a snooker table hey look no hands
     
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    a back scratcher for a friend
     
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    use it as a throat massager
     
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    hammer usage
     
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    wash cloth holder
     
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    LOL you guys have such fun with your appendages.. hahahahha
     
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    Likewise, you girls can really make us have fun with it as well.
     
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    I use mine to massage my ladies clit until she cumms.
     
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    Hide under a pool table and play "Whack-a-mole".
     
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    Count to 21
     
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    Masturbation is in the top three, along with Butt/Face Slaps.
    Cumming is a definite number 1.
     
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    i found this one on another site its well different

    First, I took an old wooden tv tray, the kind you use for breakfast in bed, and placed a checker board on it. Then I positioned the board between myself and the erect penis. See where I'm going with this? Me and the penis are playing checkers! I wanted to make him look more like an opponent so I painted some eyes on him and fashioned a crude sombrero out of cardboard and placed it on his head. He almost passed as a swarthy little Mexican dude, staring across the board at me, waiting for me to make my move. We played for awhile and I beat him three games out of four.
     
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    use it as a drum stick