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Some very good advice posted here. Mr or Mrs perfect most likely will not be there.
Becarefull of the PD, use your big head, if it sounds to good it may be the law. If you don't like someone, just say no thanks, or I'm just looking. You can pretty much see what types are there by parking outside and watching who or what goes in. Do this a few times if your nervious. Don't play outside, most if not all have Cams.
Easy out and in clothes are the best. Do NOT bring in your wallet. Becarefull of cell phone cams. If your playing lock the damn door unless your in to a group grope. Don't go stoned or drunk.
If your looking for a female Forget it. Even if there is one there hookers or Drugies.
Some places have erotic dancers Waste of $$$$. With the aids scare you have to be real carefull [thats why I don't go any longer], but if you have to play look for a wedding ring. Better odds anyway.
The best ones have "couples only night" M/F couples that is.

Some generally good advice. I'll make 3 comments --

1) I've met PLENTY of Mr. Perfects in there. Even married one of them.
2) Don't stay in your car in the parking lot too long. Management will permanently ban you. Better to observe from off the premises. Even then the cops might harrass you -- think you're cruising for sex outside.
3) Yes lock the door EVEN if you are into group gropes. If the police open the door and see you committing a lewd act they can arrest you.
 

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Some generally good advice. I'll make 3 comments --

1) I've met PLENTY of Mr. Perfects in there. Even married one of them.
2) Don't stay in your car in the parking lot too long. Management will permanently ban you. Better to observe from off the premises. Even then the cops might harrass you -- think you're cruising for sex outside.
3) Yes lock the door EVEN if you are into group gropes. If the police open the door and see you committing a lewd act they can arrest you.

Ok, I'll tell one story on me:

My cousin is gay (there are 5 of us, actually, counting the one lesbian). Anyway, he lived in Little Rock and I lived in Dallas. I went to visit one weekend; we were invited to a pretty swanky Christmas party in a very nice part of town. My cousin intended to fix me up with a friend of his (groan; I hate blind dates) at the party.

We shopped in the morning and my cousin decided to take a nap. While he snoozed, I slipped out and dashed down to the local BS. Went in not expecting much, but lo and behold, there was Mr. Perfect! AND he SMILED at me. I went into a booth; he followed, and we almost tore the place down (this was years ago, when I was in good shape and "in me prime"...).

After the tumultuous sex (including sound effects heard all over the place), we finally disengaged and left the booth. One of my friends was in the BS, and he died laughing at me. I was pretty disheveled and needed a shower.

So I sneak back in, my cousin wakes up while I'm in the shower, and we dress up and head to the party.

One of the bedrooms is being used as a coat room. I'm taking off my coat to lay it on the bed when my cousin says, "Oh, there you are! So-and-so, I want you to meet my cousin, MH07!"

Yep, it was "Mr. Perfect" from the bookstore.

He and I looked at each other, died laughing, walked over, kissed and hugged like long-lost friends. My cousin was outraged: "You didn't tell me you knew him; when I told you his name you said you didn't! How do you know him?" He and I looked at each other and died laughing again. Pissed my cousin off so badly that he didn't speak to me for the rest of the night. I didn't much care, as I went home with Mr. Perfect; we dated for several months.
 
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Ok, I'll tell one story on me:

My cousin is gay (there are 5 of us, actually, counting the one lesbian). Anyway, he lived in Little Rock and I lived in Dallas. I went to visit one weekend; we were invited to a pretty swanky Christmas party in a very nice part of town. My cousin intended to fix me up with a friend of his (groan; I hate blind dates) at the party.

We shopped in the morning and my cousin decided to take a nap. While he snoozed, I slipped out and dashed down to the local BS. Went in not expecting much, but lo and behold, there was Mr. Perfect! AND he SMILED at me. I went into a booth; he followed, and we almost tore the place down (this was years ago, when I was in good shape and "in me prime"...).

After the tumultuous sex (including sound effects heard all over the place), we finally disengaged and left the booth. One of my friends was in the BS, and he died laughing at me. I was pretty disheveled and needed a shower.

So I sneak back in, my cousin wakes up while I'm in the shower, and we dress up and head to the party.

One of the bedrooms is being used as a coat room. I'm taking off my coat to lay it on the bed when my cousin says, "Oh, there you are! So-and-so, I want you to meet my cousin, MH07!"

Yep, it was "Mr. Perfect" from the bookstore.

He and I looked at each other, died laughing, walked over, kissed and hugged like long-lost friends. My cousin was outraged: "You didn't tell me you knew him; when I told you his name you said you didn't! How do you know him?" He and I looked at each other and died laughing again. Pissed my cousin off so badly that he didn't speak to me for the rest of the night. I didn't much care, as I went home with Mr. Perfect; we dated for several months.

GREAT story!!!! :cool:
 

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I've had a lot of fun in BS back in the day before the PD got all involved. Received the perfect bj one time.
There are a few bs in Austin Texas that were fun until about a year ago. Unfortunately there was one guy who was not well, he had some sores on his body that he covered up with band-aids. He was middle age but very good looking with a reported big dick. He did it all, and about 3 months later I had a couple of friends call me up and tell me they tested positive for HIV. Have no idea how many others were infected. The clerk never suspected anything, so he didn't throw him out.
Never had a desire to go back after I learned a friend of 14 years hooked up with the wrong person.
 

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Or (even better) Adonis IS there!!!! HOORAY!!!! You eagerly go into the booth with the GH and insert your $$$. Oh, crap, the person who went in the other booth is the black drag queen. You are disgusted and exit. Adonis, who has been chasing the black drag queen around for an hour, dashes into YOUR booth and locks the door. The drag queen exits, disgusted. You dash into HER booth and lock the door! Alone with Adonis at last!!! Except he takes one look at you, sniffs, turns up his nose and storms out---he wanted the black drag queen!!!

I have been in there when the black drag queen was chasing me, I was chasing Adonis, he was chasing another young man, the other young man wanted nothing to do with him and was chasing Grandpa; Grandpa was chasing the black drag queen---who was chasing me---

:rofl::laugh2:
 
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Ok I been to a bookstore like this once. I just wanted to jerk off. Single and lonely at the time. I didn't know this is what's going on. I saw the glory hole butvthere were no women there. Now i know why.
 
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Hey! Im in bham. R u talking about the bookstores on 1st ave in eastlake? Anyway...I see I learned someting new today. I always wondered why dudes would be walking around in circles looking crazy. I thought they all where just shy or scared 2 b seen at the bookstore. I did not know men went there 2 get laid. So I guess im not suppose to be loud and laugh at the dildoes goofy porn on the shelves....cause people r always staring at me like im disrupting the peace.

Back in the old days, I visited the porn shops in Boston's Combat Zone a few times. I never saw any glory holes, and even if I knew what they were back then, I would only be interested if it was a real, 100% woman on the other side!
The video booths were disgusting and there was always a guy with a mop and bucket to clean up the mess. Yuck!
So glad I got those places out of my system many, many years ago! :D
 

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I'm French and I read in disbelief this stuff about the police raiding these places, or even actively trying to trap guys into these "lewd acts"!
What the f*ck is that about?

In Paris, the only place they'll raid is the park just next to the Louvre Museum, as people might really run into something "lewd". But in an ADULT book store, where booths are designed to have your fun in there?
I can't begin to understand why they would waste taxpayer's money about this...
 
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Guys I'm not gay, don't want to be! I,m very happily married. Having said that, I'll suck some cock once in a great while when the time is right because it can be fun sometimes. We both have gone to porn theaters, both have sucked some dick and swallowed some cum in Portland Oregon. I'm pretty open, more guys should be, stop hiding it!
 
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Also remember that if there is no one there the employee(s) may play. I own at an adult book store and I play. You just have to be discrete. I will play with single ladies or couples. Some employees will play at work. I don't mind my employees playing. I tell them to just make sure the register is locked. Customers come in to hook up and if they don't find anyone they will go someplace else. This way they will come back!
 

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Been to AVSs several times. ALWAYS have an opportunity to play. -and do! Be careful. Some guys can be pushy. Never worried about cops... maybe I should? Anyhow, usually eye contact starts the interest.. then play soon follows. Love watching the action too. It is a big turn on. Vegas has some great opportunities. Akron Ohio also has a AVS that's super good.