Don't get me wrong, I really appreciate the contribution to the thread, and I never want anyone to think I'm ragging on them for contributing :smile:.
This rant is simply about the people who filmed/edited that video. Man, there are so many ways they ruined what could've been a great video. They had a hot couple with a huge (supposedly, can't tell from that video
) dick and it turned out to be 13 minutes of plain ol' thrusting with the world's worst sex track dubbed over what could be hot moans of pleasure. Seriously, what's with the lame techno music (honestly, who actually likes this over the real sounds?) STOP DUBBING OVER VIDEOS PEOPLE. Even with compilations, I'd rather have the real sounds than some crappy sound track.
Ways to improve your sex videos:
1. P.O.V. from time to time. Pick up that camera, move it around, get some good angles going on. The same thing over and over is boring, so mix it up. If nothing changes, the video can only get less interesting as it progresses.
2. No music of any kind. If you're making a sex tape, turn off your stereo and don't edit the soundtrack.
3. The more natural, the better. Professionally produced porn is weak sauce compared to real amateurs having a good time. There's nothing hotter than a couple who is actually enjoying what they're doing and likes the voyeuristic enjoyment of posting videos online. It shows, because porn stars are the world's worst actors.
4. Show off the goods from time to time. What's her pussy look like? How big is his dick? These should not be secrets or left to the imagination. If we wanted imagination, we'd read a friggin erotic story.
5. Buy a camera that can record at a decent resolution and couple that with a light source so we can see what's going on. Night-vision: lame. Grainy bullshit I can't discern: super ultimate suckage. Crappy 5 frame a minute webcams: Seriously? Yeah, that's a really sexy blur you've got going on there...
6. If you're hot and you post a video, post more! If only I were sexy enough to make hot porn videos, I'd show you all how it should be done! Sadly I'm a fat hairy dude with a cock that doesn't even enter the top 5000 of what's been posted on this site. That's why all you super sexy and otherwise endowed people are obligated to post your exploits online and give us fatties a reason to live. Stop hogging all your sexiness hot people! Share that shit and share it right.
Edit: 7: Oh yeah, visible money shots only. It doesn't have to be on the face. It doesn't even have to be on the person not ejaculating. If the girl was a squirter, do you think it's best to stay inside her, or to pull out so she blasts all over the place? I don't see FaceKing blowing loads into socks and posting them online. Nothing is a worse kick in the nuts than a hot vid with a wasted load / female ejaculation.
And so endeth the lesson.
