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Thanks for the link. The problem with these types of topics is that you really don't know for 100 percent if the guy is "over 8 inches" unless it's REALLY obvious. The guy in the video was definitely not.

Oh well, guess stuff like this is impossible to avoid.
 

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Thanks for the link. The problem with these types of topics is that you really don't know for 100 percent if the guy is "over 8 inches" unless it's REALLY obvious. The guy in the video was definitely not.

Oh well, guess stuff like this is impossible to avoid.

He seemed to be 9" actually.:cool:
 

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Nice try but this thread ended up just like the other one within one page

2 posts in ~2.5 years, and they've both been complaints. Try contributing for once instead of just lurking and bitching.

regardless if it's 2 posts or 200 posts... he DOES have a point...
The OP wanted this one to be for AMATEUR links... From what _I_ read into it, he's thanking the OP for trying, but, stated that the attempt unfortunatley failed.
 

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Don't get me wrong, I really appreciate the contribution to the thread, and I never want anyone to think I'm ragging on them for contributing :smile:.

This rant is simply about the people who filmed/edited that video. Man, there are so many ways they ruined what could've been a great video. They had a hot couple with a huge (supposedly, can't tell from that video :p) dick and it turned out to be 13 minutes of plain ol' thrusting with the world's worst sex track dubbed over what could be hot moans of pleasure. Seriously, what's with the lame techno music (honestly, who actually likes this over the real sounds?) STOP DUBBING OVER VIDEOS PEOPLE. Even with compilations, I'd rather have the real sounds than some crappy sound track.

Ways to improve your sex videos:

1. P.O.V. from time to time. Pick up that camera, move it around, get some good angles going on. The same thing over and over is boring, so mix it up. If nothing changes, the video can only get less interesting as it progresses.

2. No music of any kind. If you're making a sex tape, turn off your stereo and don't edit the soundtrack.

3. The more natural, the better. Professionally produced porn is weak sauce compared to real amateurs having a good time. There's nothing hotter than a couple who is actually enjoying what they're doing and likes the voyeuristic enjoyment of posting videos online. It shows, because porn stars are the world's worst actors.

4. Show off the goods from time to time. What's her pussy look like? How big is his dick? These should not be secrets or left to the imagination. If we wanted imagination, we'd read a friggin erotic story.

5. Buy a camera that can record at a decent resolution and couple that with a light source so we can see what's going on. Night-vision: lame. Grainy bullshit I can't discern: super ultimate suckage. Crappy 5 frame a minute webcams: Seriously? Yeah, that's a really sexy blur you've got going on there...

6. If you're hot and you post a video, post more! If only I were sexy enough to make hot porn videos, I'd show you all how it should be done! Sadly I'm a fat hairy dude with a cock that doesn't even enter the top 5000 of what's been posted on this site. That's why all you super sexy and otherwise endowed people are obligated to post your exploits online and give us fatties a reason to live. Stop hogging all your sexiness hot people! Share that shit and share it right.

Edit: 7: Oh yeah, visible money shots only. It doesn't have to be on the face. It doesn't even have to be on the person not ejaculating. If the girl was a squirter, do you think it's best to stay inside her, or to pull out so she blasts all over the place? I don't see FaceKing blowing loads into socks and posting them online. Nothing is a worse kick in the nuts than a hot vid with a wasted load / female ejaculation.

And so endeth the lesson.

QFT, as well as comedic appeal. To argue a point against the people who were so quick to flame you ( aside from the fact that rawrg's rant probably didn't belong in this thread, this .. is an open-discussion forum, correct? ), I agree with you completely.

Yeah, sure, we could sit back and shut up about crappy videos and just enjoy them for what they are and be appreciative. I could also make a regular habit of driving in reverse through the city, steering with my ass cheeks, but that sounds pretty lame too (imo). Shitty videos are annoying! It's kind of like when web pages were still new and big, and Geo Cities was still around; everyone and their mother who learned how to spell "H-T-M-L" was making some stupid web page for absolutely no purpose.

Sure, maybe the people who made that video might not see rawrg's comment, but I'm sure plenty of people on this forum will probably read his comments (which I agree with completely), and I'd say we have a pretty horny selection of sexually-active individuals in our little community here :).

And, honestly, can you fault any of his points? How many videos have you watched that had the potential to be seriously hot-- if you could have only seen through the blur? Or spent a 10 minutes watching some guy with a great cock and a beautiful girl between his legs getting said great cock licked and sucked... and as you're more than anxious to see him shoot a nice copious load of thick, sticky, hot cum all over her, you hear the unmistakable grunts and moans of him beginning to shoot that load-- into her mouth, securely locked around his cock, not even letting a little drip down the side. Or pulled up a video of two stunning fuck machines going at it in what could be one of the hottest videos of the ... er.. day ... but they put the camera on some table, half a mile away.

My point is that, sure, we should be appreciative of the hot men and women who elect to share their sexy bodies with us-- and I, for one, very much am; however, I don't particularly enjoy my time being wasted. I usually dig around for awhile and capture a selection of videos I want to watch. I'm sure I'm not the only one who finds it more efficient to do the searching first, so I can have uninterrupted viewing later; consequently, there has to be someone here who can testify to the frustration of starting off with 10-15 videos, only to have them sifted down to one 2:30m clip of good content.

There's definitely some among us here at LPSG who post our own videos; to those, I would urge that they consider rawrg's comments when making videos-- in hopes of making even better, more sexy, more hot videos that bring pleasure to many.


... or something like that. My $.02.
 

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5. Buy a camera that can record at a decent resolution and couple that with a light source so we can see what's going on. Night-vision: lame. Grainy bullshit I can't discern: super ultimate suckage. Crappy 5 frame a minute webcams: Seriously? Yeah, that's a really sexy blur you've got going on there...

Anyone have a Droid? I do and the resolution on it is unfucking believable! This coming from a guy that is into camcorders/cameras etc. The new one is HD quality.

So no more excuses, turn the lights on, turn your phone on and record the drunk girl. If she doesn't want to be filmed wait until she is doggystyle. She'll never know. lol
 

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jesus who cares, why do we argue in threads like this? we are here for one reason only, to get off to porn and bust a nut, and i can't bust a nut to paragraphs of worthless bullshit arguments..so cut this stupid shit out
 

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jesus who cares, why do we argue in threads like this? we are here for one reason only, to get off to porn and bust a nut, and i can't bust a nut to paragraphs of worthless bullshit arguments..so cut this stupid shit out

Really? Have you taken note of the theme of THIS thread or bothered to read the intent of the OP?
 

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Really? Have you taken note of the theme of THIS thread or bothered to read the intent of the OP?

i don't understand your abbreviation.. but i know the theme of this thread, and i don't know why there isn't more Amateur Girls and 8+ inch cocks instead of meaningless arguments. i scour the internet looking for these types of videos to contribute..