Anal sex and dealing with the shit

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Talkingheads is right about douching. You also have to be very careful of the ph level of the fluid you are putting inside your body. You can throw your entire chemistry completely off if it's wrong, which can affect the function of your heart and liver, among other things.
 

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Here's what I do that really works: get a pop bottle, fill it with water, sit on the toilet, squeeze it up your asshole, let it fall out. Do it a couple of times until nothing else comes out.
I don't know how far it cleans but my boyfriend that I had at the time wasn't well endowed anyways.
 

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....the last time we did it 9 years ago my words were...."Houston, we have a problem!"and that was the last time....

You shouldn't let one bad experience ruin it forever, and how do you think that makes your partner feel, he might blame himself for ruining the experience forever. yes its gross, but I'm sure there are guys who have had gross str8 sex too, and I bet that hasn't stopped them from doing it ever again.

I don't think this is such a common problem, fortunately. It's only ever happened to me once and it's not as though I've only had pre-planned sex.

The one time it happened was with a guy who hadn't been fucked before. It was pretty unpleasant though and brought the sex to a rapid end!

I don't think its an overly common problem I mean I've only had an issue one time, and I contribute it partly to our position and the shape of the guys dick, and yea alot of times I don't have pre-planned sex so don't douch and don't have a problem.

yes it brings the sex that day to a rapid end, but can lead to a hot apology shower session, at least it did in my case, and then after we got all clean and got everything else all clean we cuddled on the couch and watched a movie, and then just never talked about the incident again and everything continued as normal after that.
 
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its a common problem for me, even when guys do clean out before hand
 

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That's why I douche with water only, and I don't perform oral after it's been in my ass. I've only had one bad experience, and that was because I didn't douche beforehand.

I guess after years of knowing where my sigmoid colon starts (after about 9"), I'm fairly certain just a light to medium douching will be sufficient. I only heavily douche when I know I'm gunna be playing with large toys. My partner is 8.5", so I'm in the safe zone.

I do however eat a diet that's very high in fibre, excercise, and usually take a crap before sex... funny thing about it, as soon as I realise I'm going to have sex, my bowels trigger for a big crap...strange, but very helpful.
 

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yeah sometimes when i fuck my girls ass it comes out fine, just a little poo stuck on it. But other times i pull out with a muddy dick, it's pretty disgusting but my girl loves to get her ass fucked.
 

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Here's what I do that really works: get a pop bottle, fill it with water, sit on the toilet, squeeze it up your asshole, let it fall out. Do it a couple of times until nothing else comes out.
I don't know how far it cleans but my boyfriend that I had at the time wasn't well endowed anyways.

It sounds like you're doing just enough to rinse out the rectum without going past the inner sphincter into the sigmoid colon. For most people this is probably good enough, unless your partner is long enough to go into your sigmoid colon and/or you have a spastic colon.
 

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I can't really understand girls that like anal sex - women don't have a prostate so there are no sexual responses up their unlike for men. Everyone to their own but I still can't believe the first poster was so amazed that shit came out of an arsehole! Hilarious - what do you think comes out of an arse - violets and rosepetals? Ha ha
 

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I can't really understand girls that like anal sex - women don't have a prostate so there are no sexual responses up their unlike for men. Everyone to their own but I still can't believe the first poster was so amazed that shit came out of an arsehole! Hilarious - what do you think comes out of an arse - violets and rosepetals? Ha ha

such a typical straight dude response. :rolleyes:

there's more enjoyment to the sensation of anal penetration than just prostate stimulation. and many women will engage in anal sex with a disease free partner so both she and he can enjoy the sensations of sex without condoms and no risk of pregnancy.

and nothing "comes out of an arse" if the "arse" is properly emptied and cleaned before sex (or haven't you read the responses in this thread?)

:confused:
 

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Sex is much like Holy, Both of the partners must be Almost Perfect.

*For the Man:

1-Shave The Area.
2-Take a shower before having sex.
3-Brush your Teeth, have a sugarless gum.
4-Use Armpit-Diodorant, Use a cool perfume.
5-Cool down, cast away the stress and Anxious.

*For the Woman:

1-Shave The Area.
2-Take a shower before having sex.
3-Brush your Teeth, have a sugarless gum.
4-Use Armpit-Diodorant, Use a cool perfume.
5-Cool down, cast away the stress and Anxious.

If Anal sex is Involved, don't forget to Douche with water.
 

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Slurper - I'm actually a straight woman. I have had anal sex and it does absolutely nothing apart from hurt - or I have felt nothing. I'm sorry but my arse is for shitting out waste products not taking anything in - if any boyfriend of mine fancies that he can go find a gay or bi man who will actually enjoy it. I don't suppose you have a vagina and therefore have no idea how different it feels - we don't have any sexual organs up our arses like you do.
Believe me most women indulge in anal sex mostly because of pressure from their partner, possibly because of sexual violence by their partner. A very small minority of them may enjoy the pain it for some unknown reason - and if they indulge regularly they risk prolapse, fecal incontinence, more chance of anal tearing when giving birth, anal cancer etc etc. The fact that you give yourself an enema does not mean that coelic and fecal bacteria are removed from your anus and rectum - meaning that these are bound to be passed around. Slurper - I have no problem with gay sex at all- I have many male gay mates, men can glean sexual pleasure from it - women very rarely do. Most straight men who try and shove their cocks up women's arses would never dream of having it done to themselves(or most say that), therefore why should I partake in something which they would never do themselves?
 

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Strutter, despite anal sex being a porn staple, you confirm my feeling that most women who do it are doing it mainly because guys want to do it. Any other female points of view out there? I remember Ed69 and his wife saying they really like it.
 

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I had a GF back in college who loved it back there. The time I pulled out and the room reeked of poo, however, was the last time we did it. Total buzz kill. Not sure how to avoid it, but it completely ruined the experience for me.
 

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dxj - you are right. The women in porn are being paid a huge amount of money (in the decent ones) to do it - if you catch their expressions when the camera is meant to be focussing on something else you'll see them either grimacing which = pain and unpleasant, or a completely indifferent look on their faces, as if they are planning what to have for tea when they finish shooting - neither of which suggests she is actually gaining any pleasure from the act. To me anal in the porn industry capitalises on the fact that many men get off on quite brutal and violent sex - porn anal is usually with huge men who go at it like they are trying to knock down a partition wall - in real life a complete nightmare. Either that or the more considerate and professional porn directors just use good camera angles - look closely and you'll see that in fact most of the guy's penis is in fact not penetrating the woman - because of the awkward angle needed to shoot the penetration shots the man is unable to go the full length so to speak or the penetration would be completely obscured. In the more violent films some anal scenes I've watched are almost verging on rape - in some the girls are visibly off their faces on drugs - so who knows if they were really willing participants.
My advice to blokes that are bottom curious - if your girlfriend wants to try and suggests it then go ahead, have a go - with loads of lube, preparation and go very very slow, if she doesn't like it or it hurts - don't push her and if it's something you really have to have then I suggest trying a bottom bi or gay guy who will enjoy the experience. You also could try taking something up your own butt to get more of an idea how it feels - however bear in mind that you have a prostate, which will likely give you sexual pleasure when stimulated anally, so you'll have to subtract that when trying to imagine how your girlfriend feels.
I have had 5 experiences of anal sex, the first I had no choice and in the middle of vaginal sex I was pushed onto my front and had the guy anally rape me. The second was an Italian who just hurt. The third was German who was extremely gentle and literally took 30 minutes to get in, he spooned me and just pushed a little at a time - that didn't hurt, but neither did I get any sexual pleasure out of it - I'd have rather had an ice cream - however I respect his technique and his respect for me. The fourth was with an Australian who liked to do it because of the pain and humiliation involved apparently - he also told me he liked to strangle his partners, smack them round the face etc etc - needless to say that fling didn't last long!The fifth and final time was with an Australian guy who had a biggish cock - that just hurt. Therefore the sum of my experiences was that anal sex either - hurts or does absolutely nothing for me - apart from rendering me unable to take a shit for the next three days, that when done violently it can also be accompanied by other violent tendancies which should never really be linked to sex in my opinion.
Basically if you would have something done to your daughter, sister or mother - don't do it to other women! Considerate male lovers are a rare commodity these days!
 

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Do it with a condom and when you pull out look the other way around and throw the condom out without looking

Sex IS messy
 

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Damn this thread is so..... I don't know how to react. When my stomach gets back in order, I'll have to deal. No sex for me yet.
 

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My gf loves anal, we do it about 2-3 times a month on average and she knows how to clean the pipes thoroughly so to speak so there is never any unpleasant surprises when I pull out. While some women may not get any pleasure out of anal sex and do it purely to please their partners, I am happy to say that my gf absolutely loves it and I am more than happy to pound her ass into submission the way she likes it. I am kind of spoiled now that I think about it, I`ve got a girl who loves to do anal, could deepthroat me AND milk my cock with her throat muscles and loves to swallow and or get a nice big facial, the perfect woman in the bedroom really.
 
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Speak for yourself, strutter - I'm a mostly straight female who experiences far more pleasure having my ass penetrated than my vagina. My boyfriend has never pressured me into anal and, while he likes both, prefers fucking my pussy most of the time. I feel absolute bliss when he enters my ass, though, whereas most of the pleasure of vaginal penetration for me comes from knowing that he's inside of me and that he's getting off.
 

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I am kind of spoiled now that I think about it, I`ve got a girl who loves to do anal, could deepthroat me AND milk my cock with her throat muscles and loves to swallow and or get a nice big facial, the perfect woman in the bedroom really.

Hey, she sounds a lot like me. I'm glad you realize what a keeper she is! :)