And You Said?

[chicagosam]

You call that a beer can? Looks more like a pencil.

 

[deleted957600]

Well, that should sort of work for now. In the meantime, we can think of other things.

 

[chicagosam]

You wanna what?! I'm not that kind of boy! I got standards, ya know.

 

[LaFemme]

I have no idea what he did in my mouth. It just hurts in weird places.

 

[deleted957600]

I did, but only after reading between the lines.

 

[10silverdollars]

Mom said not to.

 

[Chrysippus]

Wouldn't that be wrong, Monsignor?

 

[1g5463]

Is it alright if I butter it first?

 

[chicagosam]

Again, please help me to understand why I need to drop my pants and grab my ankles. Is that a job requirement?

 

[LaFemme]

Again, please help me to understand why I need to drop my pants and grab my ankles. Is that a job requirement?

It is if you're working for me Mr Sam.

 

[944592]

That's what my wife calls me.

 

[halcyondays]

It's okay. I have a key to the back door.

 

[SprinkleMe69]

Done already?

 

[185248]

If you want to do it as cheaply as possible, do it yourself.

 

[halcyondays]

The switch doesn't work. Just take the batteries out.

 

[646791]

It only works that way if you assume a rigid member. Your member is not rigid.

 

[10silverdollars]

This won't hurt.

 

[hotman911]

So spread your legs and...

 

[deleted957600]

In the time it will take to complete this, we could be doing something else more efficient.

 

[10silverdollars]

OK, Timmy, put the snake back in the basket.