Andrew Lloyd Webber

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Originally posted by DanielForever@Sep 15 2005, 04:30 PM
graham norton: but andrew, not the prettiest boy in the playground is he?
sarah brightman: yes but hes got the bigest willy

:puke:
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He may not be the prettiest crayon in the box,
But, he's got talent, success and a few hundred million pounds in the bank,
and Sarah for a wife...
AND A BIG DICK!?!?!?!?!?!?!

Life just ain't fair!
 

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i know, it makes me sad in pants :puke:

hes not married to Sarah Brightman any more, hasn't been for 15 years

in us dollars, hes a billionair
 

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Originally posted by Hung Muscle@Sep 16 2005, 02:59 AM
The thought of Andrew Lloyd Webber's cock made me throw up in my mouth a little.
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Where else do you throw up from then??? ;-)
 

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Originally posted by deepthroatb@Sep 16 2005, 09:18 AM
I also have it on the best authority that AL-W is a cross-dresser.
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And if he's hung, how DOES he fit into thongs?
 

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I guess when the two were married that ALW had a huge dick and a Useless Cunt.


"Sara Honey, let's take it from the top dear...this time a little less shrill and a bit more on Key."

BTW...ALW is very icky. ranks up there with having a 3 way with Jacko and Warhol - Yikes
 

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Originally posted by DanielForever@Sep 16 2005, 02:00 AM
hes not married to Sarah Brightman any more, hasn't been for 15 years
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Shows you how much I know, or give a shit for that matter, about ALW. But always interested in famous types big (or not so big) cocks. Shallow one that I am.
 

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"I closed my eyes
drew back the curtain
to see for certain
what i thought i knew"

Rich, talented and hung.
I suppose that excuses the rodent mug.
 

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I've never heard of Webber being hung but I do know that on the DVD "Royal Albert Hall Celebration" featuring his music by various stars, there are some hunks! Namely Michael Ball, one of the Boyzone members (wish I could remember his name) and Antonio Banderas.
 

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Originally posted by DanielForever@Sep 20 2005, 09:49 AM
michael ball... hunk?
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Well, kinda in a cute, sexy way. Something about him turns me on.

Besides breathing. :loveya:
 

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Michael Ball, while more unknown in the usa,
was a hunky, cute guy in the 80's.
Like so many, he has now experienced the middle aged spread.
(looks at self)
speaking of which.....i'm trying to keep my own tummy
from pooching out.
lol.
 

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Yes, I know this is an old topic but...

I have to agree with Hung on this one, makes me want to vomit at the thought of AWL's dick, regardless of size.

Did anyone watch the Kennedy Center Honors when he got his medal for accomplishment in the arts. He was drooling all over himself, singing and conducting in his box seat, truly looking like the mad scientist composer. Time has not been kind to this man.

A quote from his bio on the Kennedy Center Honors Page
"He's slightly crazy," said Elaine Paige, who created the tragic role of Evita and also had a memorable run at Lloyd Webber's deluded Norma Desmond in Sunset Boulevard. "His mind just darts from one thing to another. It's quite staggering, really." Crazy and quite staggering, that is the stuff of musical genius."
And Sarah Brightman got to sing all of one line of a song, which was one line too many in my opinion.