Sharing a bedroom with two older brothers, we all have seen each other strangling the weasel from time to time. First time my oldest bro caught me whacking off, he just said, "Don't sweat it, dude; it's not like we all don't beat off from time to time. Enjoy what you got."
jda01: I've only been caught once; it was by my roommate at school. Last spring, I was jacking off in my dorm room, watching some porn. I thought I had locked deadbolt lock on the door, which was how we let each other know we wanted some privacy, but apparently I didn't. He came back from studying sooner than I expected and walked in the door, then screamed "Oh, shit!!" 
and left really quickly. When he came back, he made sure he knocked really loudly on the door before he came in. ;D
and left really quickly. When he came back, he made sure he knocked really loudly on the door before he came in. ;Dbcmalone: This was years and years ago...My folks were at work, and I was having a jerk-fest in our living room, when the doorbell rang. I got up, packed the meat away, and answered it. It was UPS with a package. I signed for it, and started to close the door, The driver, who was a slightly chubby, but still cute chick said. "You didn't have to stop that for me.." I stammered, "Whhhhaaattt?" She said she was watching me, through the porch window, before she rang the bell. I looked, and sure enough, there was a crack in the draperies enough to see where I sitting. I felt the blood drain from my face, and said that "I was sorry, and a guy's gotta do what a guy's gotta do" and a bunch of other face-saving bullshit. She laughed, and said that it was cool, and that she kinda of dug it, and asked if I was going to finish after she left. I told her I could finish before she left if she wanted, and she said "OK!" but only if it would hurry up. I sat back down, whipped off the sweat pants, and jerked it like a fiend, sending a wad up into the air which landed in the candy dish my Mom had on the table. This was the hottest shit I had ever done in my life. I tried to put the moves on here, but she said that she had a boyfriend, and this was just a little spice in her workday. She left and although I saw her in the neighborhood from time to time, there never was a repeat performance. I actually sat down and rubbed off another one after she left!
But the big joke was yet to come (so to speak). Later that night, my folks had their friends over for cards, and I was watching the ballgame in the living room. One of their friends came in during a break to check the score, and bent down to grab some candy out of the candy bowl. I WAS SO JAZZED OVER THE INCIDENT, I FORGOT TO CLEAN UP!!! Without looking down He grabbed a piece that I had missed, and I scooped up all the goo-hit pieces and chowed down. I almost puked to know that I ate my own spunkie.
But the big joke was yet to come (so to speak). Later that night, my folks had their friends over for cards, and I was watching the ballgame in the living room. One of their friends came in during a break to check the score, and bent down to grab some candy out of the candy bowl. I WAS SO JAZZED OVER THE INCIDENT, I FORGOT TO CLEAN UP!!! Without looking down He grabbed a piece that I had missed, and I scooped up all the goo-hit pieces and chowed down. I almost puked to know that I ate my own spunkie.
brad2002: It seems I've been caught a lot. My father caught me once when I was a kid. So did my younger brother. No big deal in either case. I caught my brother a few times. We shared a room. We never jerked of together, but I knew he jerked in bed a night, and I suppose he knew I did the same.
I got caught several times jerking when a college roommate walked in on me. And I have walked in a few, myself. A college roommie walked in on me while I was fucking my girl a few times. No biggie.
I've been caught in the woods jerking off a few times. And once when I was with a buddy and I was sucking him, a few teenage boys stumbled upon us. They just said "fuck, man, can you believe that" and moved on. A little scary, but quite a turn on. Once I got caught by a cop while a guy was fucking me in the car in a dark parking lot. Scary! He just told us to move on and find someplace more private. Close one.
I got caught several times jerking when a college roommate walked in on me. And I have walked in a few, myself. A college roommie walked in on me while I was fucking my girl a few times. No biggie.
I've been caught in the woods jerking off a few times. And once when I was with a buddy and I was sucking him, a few teenage boys stumbled upon us. They just said "fuck, man, can you believe that" and moved on. A little scary, but quite a turn on. Once I got caught by a cop while a guy was fucking me in the car in a dark parking lot. Scary! He just told us to move on and find someplace more private. Close one.
meathose10: I was caught when I was in the army. I was sitting on my bunk in front of a mirror watching myself jack real slow and two-fisted. My bunkmate came in and saw some of the show. I was embarassed about the mirror , cause I'd taken it off the wall and propped it in front of me. I put myself away as quckly as I could . We never spoke of it , though once he said "You gonna need that mirror later , Len?" with a smirk.
dalton321: I was caught jacking off in college by a room-mate. I was watching a porn video when he walked in. I had seen him j/o before so neither of us thought about it.
pokjbv: I have been caught 3 times, once my mother walked in while I was in flagrante as the bottom half of the creature with two backs, she was more embarrassed than I was and that was pretty red in the face.
Once, I found my lovers huge dildo while home alone, and wondered if I could even get it in, it took a long time but I did it. We lived on 4 acres in the Sonoma hills in a very private place so I had not taken precautions with the drapes. I forgot that it was the day the pool men came to service the pool. I was in front of the sliding door to the patio with legs in the air when I looked and saw three rather red necked men walking by. They HAD to have seen me, I learned to do my own pool care after that one!
The worst time was going home with a trick on the Russian River. We took his van but at his place he had an excuse why we had to do it in the van. We were really fucking hard when the side panel door opened and a woman, his WIFE started yelling at us. I did not know he was married, he was a true hunk too, I hope he has stopped hurting people like that. MM
Once, I found my lovers huge dildo while home alone, and wondered if I could even get it in, it took a long time but I did it. We lived on 4 acres in the Sonoma hills in a very private place so I had not taken precautions with the drapes. I forgot that it was the day the pool men came to service the pool. I was in front of the sliding door to the patio with legs in the air when I looked and saw three rather red necked men walking by. They HAD to have seen me, I learned to do my own pool care after that one!
The worst time was going home with a trick on the Russian River. We took his van but at his place he had an excuse why we had to do it in the van. We were really fucking hard when the side panel door opened and a woman, his WIFE started yelling at us. I did not know he was married, he was a true hunk too, I hope he has stopped hurting people like that. MM
lilAmy: ive been caught 2 times bymy mother lol
I also was once having a very, very loud orgasm on the phone with my boyfriend, and she ran in thinking I was being murdered or something...I just told her I was laughing and she believed me thank God.
I also was once having a very, very loud orgasm on the phone with my boyfriend, and she ran in thinking I was being murdered or something...I just told her I was laughing and she believed me thank God.
christia: When I was 17 I was caught giving a blowjob to my bf. My parents were not supposed to be home early, but surprise! My dad walked in on us in the living room. I thought he would kill my bf. I did a lot of explaining and, needlessto say, my boyfriend was not allowed over any more
My dad walked in on us in the living room. I thought he would kill my bf. I did a lot of explaining and, needlessto say, my boyfriend was not allowed over any more hung: I hate it when that happens. One must always take precautions. We all learn from our mistakes.
While I was never caught in the act of masturbation or sexual activity I do now that I was almost exposed plenty of times. In short, we all must learn to be alert.
While I was never caught in the act of masturbation or sexual activity I do now that I was almost exposed plenty of times. In short, we all must learn to be alert.
hotman24901: When I was 16 my gf was really hot one day and we were at her house. Her sister was there so we decided to have sex anyway. She had a dress on and took her panties off. I was sitting in a kitchen chair and she straddled me. Her sister keep coming in the room and we thought nothing of it at first. But she was spying and caught us. The sister was older and threatened to tell her Mom if I didn't have sex with her also. So I had a great time doing both of them that day.
My roommates in college have walked in on me with various girls over the years. They would always turn around and walk out. Although one roommate stood there longer that what would be expected. I had picked up a girl at a bar who was on top riding me. He later told asked who she was and that she had nice tits
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