Anyone know what some of the vintage porn stars pussies smell like?

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  1. JR7

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    I saw a similar post relating to male genital odor. I would like to know if anyone has any knowledge (even hearsay) regarding what any classic female porn stars' pussies smell like. I'm wondering about Constance Money, Annette Haven, Seka, Abigail Clayton, Marilyn Chambers, etc. I would think most of the male porn stars of the time wouldn't "kiss and tell," but if you have any accounts as to who was musky, who smelled sweet, who, for lack of better words, stunk, I have always been curious about this.
     
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    You know JR7 Xmarks girlfriend Coconutz just sent me a link to a website full of cross-eyed porn stars i think that dirty bitch Coconutz made a pass it me... .

    There were so many dirty pictures I didn't know which way to look.
     
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    Well, considering that most of them are not living now or in a nursing home. Who knows?
    I believe that era was not so hung up on cleanliness as today's society. I would guess that none of these women smelled like a bouquet of flowers, probably vinegar douche with a hint of cat food.
     
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    It is true and quite sad that some of these women are no longer living (i.e., Linda Lovelace, Marilyn Chambers, Hyapatha Lee, Mary Milligan (British)) but those that are still among us are far from the nursing home. Kay Parker (of Taboo fame) for example looked exactly the same as she did in 1980 in 2001 in an interview I saw of her done for Taboo's 20 year commemorative DVD. Most of the 70's starlets would be in their 50's or early to mid 60's. Still far from 'Happy Acres' or the 'Happy Cunting Ground,' and frankly, I wouldn't mind seeing any of them fuck in the current day.

    I don't know that they'd smell like kitty litter. I never encountered that in all the pussies I've eaten. Of course, I was born in the wrong decade so I was too young (or unborn) to sniff bush in the 70's.

    Anyhow, if anyone has heard any accounts of any men or women who had the opportunity to smell these vaginas I still would be very curious to know who smelled like roses, who was pungent and who utterly stunk. Maybe someone knows Eric Edwards, Jesse Adams or other male porn stars who are still among the living, and can do some interviewing.
     
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    I really hate to bump this, but.....


    You've eaten some hairy pussy, right? So extrapolating that, if a woman is clean, no matter if she's shaved, trimmed, or au naturel, there shouldn't be a strong odor. At least I'd hope not.
     
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    Have Buster take a breathalizer test and there you have it
     
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    VINTAGE porn stars?

    I'd suppose they probably smell like old old ladies'.... ewwwwww

    reminds me of moth balls, stale closets, dusty corners.... Vintage is a Realtor word for "old" :18:

    P.S. this is a really strange thread, yes???
     
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    Good one srdude007
    YOU BITCH LOL
     
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    *shudder* here was born the scratch and sniff DVD cover
    :yuck:

    a ranky mix of semen, lube and crotch sweat.
     
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    Yeah, semen, lube and crotch sweat maybe right after the scene rapped, but I'm talking about during the obligatory muff-diving sequence. When Eric Edwards is chowing down on Leslie Bovee's hairy, brunette snatch what was he smelling? When Mike Ranger ate out Kay Parker in Taboo, what did that cooter smell like? I want to know the natural smell of these ladies - not now - but when these classic scenes/films were shot.
     
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    I am fucking fed up with porn stars braging about how fucking big their cocks are. I mean I have a large penis myself but you don't see me ramming it down people's throats....
     
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    I ve had ones that were hairy NOT smell, and one that were hairless stick to high heaven, and vice versa....it depends on the hygiene of the individual, and their personal chemistry.
     
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    Very true Bigboy. In fact, in my personal experience, most females that stunk were shaved, and I have had very few full bushed women smell. So for the population out there that thinks, 'They were all hairy, they all smelled,' that would be fallacious thinking. So we're back at square one unless anyone has any first , second, or third hand accounts about any of these ladies' vaginal fragrances. The closest I've ever heard to an account was when Eric Edwards was doing DVD commentary for Private Afternoons of Pamela Mann (dir. by Henry Paris (aka Radley Meztker) (1974). He said Darby Llyod Raines had the blondest pussy hair he had ever come across. I was waiting on the edge of my seat for him to tell us how it smelled, but he wasn't dubbed the "nicest guy in porn" by Jim Holliday for nothing, I guess.
     
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    Well JR7, having never even met, let alone fucked a porn star....I can only imagine. But lets face it....even the prettiest girls cooches can stink to high heaven in a short time after a night of hard fucking. Human chemistry......but I will say this..if its that bad, I am NOT going down there...

    It's funny, the first time i ever got some, she opened those legs and the smell liked to killed me...uuhhgggg! My dick went down faster than a gay guy at a glory hole...
     
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    The first time I got some I was expecting the worst because of the mean-spiritied locker room talk I'd been exposed to. I distinctly recall the girl excusing herself to the bathroom before I got her underwear off and heard that tell-tale aerosol spray can (FDS). I promptly took off her panties and went down on her with enough gusto and passion to mask my inexperience. It was one of those situations like where you spray Glade in the bathroom after taking a dump. Lavender-scented shit. Hers wasn't bad - not nearly as dreadful as had been described in the locker room, but it smelled very much like a stinky pussy cloaked in floral scent. As for taste, having just been aerosoled it tasted like alcohol. Nonetheless, it was a far more pleasurable experience than anything else. Especially because she had a reasonable amount of brunette pubic hair down there despite evidence of some past trimming. When she returned the favor with a blow job that was the icing on the cake - or the icing down her throat, I should say.
     
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