Are Black Men Bigger?

[Paul Vincent]

Hehe its okay none taken, and I was jokin about the black guy thing hehe. I do get gay guys comin up to me, grabbing my crotch or asking where I live etc a lot though...

 

[well_endowed]

 

[Lex]

Hehe its okay none taken, and I was jokin about the black guy thing hehe. I do get gay guys comin up to me, grabbing my crotch or asking where I live etc a lot though...

And I bet you think it's all THEM, right?

[FONT=TIMES NEW ROMAN, TIMES]Why Do All These Homosexuals Keep Sucking My Cock? [/FONT]

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By Bruce Heffernan [/FONT] [FONT=TIMES NEW ROMAN, TIMES]
Look, I'm not a hateful person or anything--I believe we should all live and let live. But lately, I've been having a real problem with these homosexuals. You see, just about wherever I go these days, one of them approaches me and starts sucking my cock.

[/FONT] [FONT=TIMES NEW ROMAN, TIMES] Take last Sunday, for instance, when I casually struck up a conversation with this guy in the health-club locker room. Nothing fruity, just a couple of fellas talking about their workout routines while enjoying a nice hot shower. The guy looked like a real man's man, too--big biceps, meaty thighs, thick neck. He didn't seem the least bit gay. At least not until he started sucking my cock, that is. [/FONT]
[FONT=TIMES NEW ROMAN, TIMES] Where does this queer get the nerve to suck my cock? Did I look gay to him? Was I wearing a pink feather boa without realizing it? I don't recall the phrase, "Suck my cock" entering the conversation, and I don't have a sign around my neck that reads, "Please, You Homosexuals, Suck My Cock."

[/FONT] [FONT=TIMES NEW ROMAN, TIMES] I've got nothing against homosexuals. Let them be free to do their gay thing in peace, I say. But when they start sucking my cock, then I've got a real problem.

[/FONT] [FONT=TIMES NEW ROMAN, TIMES] Then there was the time I was hiking through the woods and came across a rugged-looking, blond-haired man in his early 30s. He seemed straight enough to me while we were bathing in that mountain stream, but, before you know it, he's sucking my cock! [/FONT]
[FONT=TIMES NEW ROMAN, TIMES] What is it with these homos? Can't they control their sexual urges? Aren't there enough gay cocks out there for them to suck on without them having to target normal people like me?

[/FONT] [FONT=TIMES NEW ROMAN, TIMES] Believe me, I have no interest in getting my cock sucked by some queer. But try telling that to the guy at the beach club. Or the one at the video store. Or the one who catered my wedding. Or any of the countless other homos who've come on to me recently. All of them sucked my cock, and there was nothing I could do to stop them.

[/FONT] [FONT=TIMES NEW ROMAN, TIMES] I tell you, when a homosexual is sucking your cock, a lot of strange thoughts go through your head: How the hell did this happen? Where did this fairy ever get the idea that I was gay? And where did he get those fantastic boots? [/FONT]
[FONT=TIMES NEW ROMAN, TIMES] It screws with your head at other times, too. Every time a man passes me on the street, I'm afraid he's going to grab me and drag me off to some bathroom to suck my cock. I've even started to visualize these repulsive cock-sucking episodes during the healthy, heterosexual marital relations I enjoy with my wife--even some that haven't actually happened, like the sweaty, post-game locker-room tryst with Vancouver Canucks forward Mark Messier that I can't seem to stop thinking about.

[/FONT] [FONT=TIMES NEW ROMAN, TIMES] Things could be worse, I suppose. It could be women trying to suck my cock, which would be adultery and would make me feel tremendously guilty. As it is, I'm just angry and sickened. But believe me, that's enough. I don't know what makes these homosexuals mistake me for a guy who wants his cock sucked, and, frankly, I don't want to know. I just wish there were some way to get them to stop.

[/FONT] [FONT=TIMES NEW ROMAN, TIMES] I've tried all sorts of things to get them to stop, but it has all been to no avail. A few months back, I started wearing an intimidating-looking black leather thong with menacing metal studs in the hopes that it would frighten those faggots off, but it didn't work. In fact, it only seemed to encourage them. Then, I really started getting rough, slapping them around whenever they were sucking my cock, but that failed, too. Even pulling out of their mouths just before ejaculation and shooting sperm all over their face, neck, chest and hair seemed to have no effect. What do I have to do to get the message across to these swishes?

[/FONT] [FONT=TIMES NEW ROMAN, TIMES] I swear, if these homosexuals don't take a hint and quit sucking my cock all the time, I'm going to have to resort to drastic measures--like maybe pinning them down to the cement floor of the loading dock with my powerful forearms and working my cock all the way up their butt so they understand loud and clear just how much I disapprove of their unwelcome advances. I mean, you can't get much more direct that that. [/FONT]

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[argyle]

I am a Middle Aged, Married Jewish Woman from New York currently working part time. I have one daughter in her Freshman year of College, and consider myself an empty nester. I have not had much time to engage in fantasies, or consider the many options in the world of sex since my husband is very conservative (I did'nt tell him about joining this site).

I have read many threads over the past week, and it seems many of the authors have had a variety of sexual experiences, and might be considered sex experts.

I feel safe in sharing that I have always fantasized about Black Guys. I have always felt they were more sexual beings, and would be more capable of fullfilling my suppressed sexual desires. Since I have not been with any man other than my husband, I really don't know if that is actually true. But I will say, that much of desire for Black Men stems from my belief that BLACK MEN ARE BIGGER. I really don't know if that is true, but I wanted to pose the question to you guys since you all have so much experience. ARE BLACK MEN BIGGER?

Not really. I was a masseur in a health club for severalyears and I would say it all averages out amongst white, black and other ethnicities. I found that Asians, in general, were smaller than most but there are definitely exceptions to that rule, too.

 

[well_endowed]

Not really. I was a masseur in a health club for severalyears and I would say it all averages out amongst white, black and other ethnicities. I found that Asians, in general, were smaller than most but there are definitely exceptions to that rule, too.

Wrong

Black men are bigger

By 75%.

It's a FACT

Get used to it

 

[Lex]

Wrong

Black men are bigger

By 75%.

It's a FACT

Get used to it

SHUT THE FUCK UP.

 

[Geo]

Wrong

Black men are bigger

By 75%.

It's a FACT

Get used to it

Wrong. They are 0.5 inches bigger than whites on average (but somewhat thicker) and 1.0 inches larger than asians on the average. That is the "controversial" scientific report. The conservative one says no difference. The "controversial" report also says that black men have on average 12% (approx) less mental capacity as whites, which is rediculous.

You must ask yourself if this sort of crap really means anything outside of the NIH-like studies which are an "old white boy" club.

I suggest you re-evaluate yourself and your intentions.

 

[Dr. Dilznick]

[...]also says that black men have on average 12% (approx) less mental capacity as whites, which is rediculous

Why?

I'm always called "light skinnded" not light skinned. My black friends always say things like "'sup nigga" to me

Nigga. Never Ignorant About Getting Goals Accomplished.

[...] and when talking about politics and things, they will make remarks and say, "oh he doesn't care, he's a negro (or sometimes even "nigger") like us".

"Nigger." I'm willing to wager Prep has less than 3 black friends or this best be a self-effacing comedy of a post. I like you Prep, but when you stop over my house for cards keep that word out your mouth. I don't like yellow tape.

 

[GoneA]

Nigga. Never Ignorant About Getting Goals Accomplished.

lolololol. that has to be the BEST response in this whole thread.

and if anyone ever calls you that, that would be, undoubtedly, the best response to give.

 

[Geo]

lolololol. that has to be the BEST response in this whole thread.

and if anyone ever calls you that, that would be, undoubtedly, the best response to give.

umm . actually .. isn't that "NIAGGA" .. spellcheck anyone?!?!?!?

I just did NIAGGA FALLS in a barrel

 

[GoneA]

umm . actually .. isn't that "NIAGGA" .. spellcheck anyone?!?!?!?

well ... well, not actually.

 

[prepstudinsc]

Why?


Nigga. Never Ignorant About Getting Goals Accomplished.

"Nigger." I'm willing to wager Prep has less than 3 black friends or this best be a self-effacing comedy of a post. I like you Prep, but when you stop over my house for cards keep that word out your mouth. I don't like yellow tape.

I work at a black church...I have lots of black friends. They use that word in front of me and call me that, not just "nigga" with an "a", they call me the n-word. It's not a word I use, I find it offensive myself, but if they want to use it it's their choice.

 

[Dr. Dilznick]

umm . actually .. isn't that "NIAGGA" .. spellcheck anyone?!?!?!?

It's a Tupac quote. How dare you question a black genius.

 

[rawbone8]

are you referring to Tupac or Dr. D?

 

[prepstudinsc]

It's a Tupac quote. How dare you question a black genius.

The question is was he a genius before he was shot or is he considered a genius only now?

 

[madame_zora]

I'm not a Tupac loyalist, but I remember he was being touted pretty highly when he was alive as well. The industry felt threatened by a black man being able to think at that level.

 

[Dr. Dilznick]

The question is was he a genius before he was shot or is he considered a genius only now?

Stevie Wonder would be a better example of a black genius. A genius if only for the fact the nigga is blind and still was successfully able to beat his wife's ass. True talent.

Pac was a retard and a thug.

 

[prepstudinsc]

Tupac came from a line of thugs...his mother was a Black Panther and did time, she didn't know who his father was, but both of the men who could be his father were reputedly thugs, but despite that, he did have some good education going to a performing arts high school, before moving to CA and living homeless for a couple of years. That's where the problems started, because he got involved with drugs and stuff. He had been trying to overcome his circumstances. He just got messed up with the wrong people.

 

[Dr Rock]

needs more tricycle

 

[KidBrown]

Q: What do Tupac and a half a round of golf have in common? A: After nine holes it's all over baby !!!! I'll be here all week, old joke but whatever.