As a teenager, what objects did u fuck?

[xbigbulge]

Hi,
Just wondering if as horny teenagers, other members tried to fuck any object they could fits their cock into. At about 13 my preference was a lubed up toilet roll, but by my 14th birthday my cock had grown so much that I had no hope in hell of fittin my cock into a toilet roll:tongue:

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[D_Coyne Toss]

I had a hard time in finding objects that fit my cock right: toilet paper rolls were too tight.

I used to stick my cock btween the pillow and the mattress, or in a talcum powder box, which was roeund and moretheless 7 around, so almost perfect.

I never fucked a pie, but now i'd try :biggrin1:

 

[catman]

Maybe I am showing my southern roots here, but ever try a watermelon?

For a horny teenager a damn good fuck...tight, wet, cool....

 

[JackbytheSea]

Duckholing or just bouncing around on a friend's bare butt were my earliest experiences with something other than my hands. Later, after I was a little taller, I'd hang it over the sink and rub it over the edge or kneel in front of the toilet and rub it over the seat. Both were ideal, as they required little or no clean-up.

Of course, I'm sure that damned raw-eggy smell gave me away once or twice, even if my parents never said anything of it.

 

[NiceDude]

I remember a guy at school said he sometimes put his dick in the end of the vacuum cleaner to get some kind of 'sucking feeling', I tried it but it didn't fit... same with toilet rolls. I humped a pillow once but I as soon as I got the real thing nothing beat that haha. I am curious about a masturbation tool I saw on the internet, it looks like flash light from the outside.

This thing:
http://www.babeland.com/fleshlight.html

 

[Captain Elephant]

I do remember trying to fuck a toilet paper tube when I was hard with no luck. I tried again when I was soft and let my dick get hard once inside the tube. I had to tear it off because it got so tight my glans was huge and purple and hurt like hell. I could not even move the tube up and down. I thought maybe I could have gotten so hard it would break open the paper roll, something like the Incredible Hulk, but no dice. Instead, it just grew out the other end.

Did the same with a vacuum cleaner with almost disastrous results! Put it in soft in a shop vac because without the attachments it had a little bigger inside diameter, but again I got so big inside I got stuck! Scared the shit out of me, too! I remember the pain of having to forcefully pull that thing off of my dick (of course, I had shut the thing off right away).

Oh, a word of warning: pool vacs are a no-no. Suck your balls clean off your body if you're not careful. Shitfire! Almost lost junior on that one.

 

[D_Elijah_MorganWood]

A bag full of lotion stuck between my matress and box spring. Then there were the objects I stuck up my ass...

 

[TitanicJake]

I fucked leaf of bread- didn't feel good
I fucked a watermellon- felt kind of good
I set up a system of wrapping my lubed dick in cling wrap and fucking the crack between my matress and boxspring. I fucked the shit out of that bed.
Showed my friends how to do it. We were 13 and drunk.
God I was so horny.
Jake

 

[yhtang]

Maybe I am showing my southern roots here, but ever try a watermelon?

For a horny teenager a damn good fuck...tight, wet, cool....

OK, tell all please. How does the watermelon taste after that, cum and all?:smile:

 

[benoc]

Apart from my hand or someone else I can't say much.

I did use things on my hand to give a different sensation, such as satin cloth.

Did no one stop to think how seriously odd scewing a watermelon looks? Haha watermelon STDs...seeds. Oh my humor is bad.

 

[B_horribleperson]

girls

 

[PenisAv]

When I was teen I liked to fuck my friends hand and mouth

 

[handcuffsfan4]

ummm i used a bananna once. i read about it online and it looked intresting so i tried. you have to cut one end of the bananna and get all the actaul bananna out of it then tape it on the outside so it dosnt break. my dick didnt fit into it but it did smell like bananna for a day. blah smashed bananna made realy good lube.

 

[TitanicJake]

Banana seems multipurpose! Ha
-Jake

 

[rhino_horn]

:lmao:, hilarious thread!

 

[deleted3272]

Um my hand:rolleyes2:

 

[Lex]

A bag full of lotion stuck between my matress and box spring. Then there were the objects I stuck up my ass...

*Pleads the 5th Amendment*

 

[Ummagumma]

ummm i used a bananna once. i read about it online and it looked intresting so i tried. you have to cut one end of the bananna and get all the actaul bananna out of it then tape it on the outside so it dosnt break. my dick didnt fit into it but it did smell like bananna for a day. blah smashed bananna made realy good lube.

LOL

I remember reading that online too once, grabbing a banana, holding it down there and going, "there's no way it'll fit around that thing". So I put it back and let somebody else eat my crotch touched banana.

 

[kurios]

A paint roller, the ones with the plastic cap on one end with a small hole in it.
Lubed up and in it soft and let it grow you could control the suction by blocking or leaving the small hole open.

 

[bareamigo]

haha. I was an avid follower of jackinworld and I've fucked about everything there was in the refrigerator. My dick's been in about every fruit or vegetable there is. I even fucked a piece of raw meat once--and then there was the bowl of spaghetti. (I'm not making this up!) Like many, I've also fucked my pillow (that was one of my favorites) and my mattress and a lot of my clothes as well. I got pretty good at the stuff you put in the microwave and heat up before you pork it. You gotta be careful with that.

Gabe