Banana for anal?

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  1. D_Garstell Gravyboat

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    Anyone ever used a banana as an anal dildo, I was thinking on trying it but wasn't sure what it would be like. Anyone have any advice on how to get it in there, wether to put in in natural or wrapped in something?
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  2. SR_Thistlewoode Thrilldrille

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    bananas are shipped great distances and can be exposed to a lot of bacteria. i say put a rubbber on it and use lots of lube before you put it in your ass. i think most guys can take a banana so long as you take your time. i know some guys here are the same size and thickness so it will work for you . have fun:)
     
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    Make sure it's not very ripe! Perhaps a plantain.
     
  4. D_Garstell Gravyboat

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    Thanks, that's great advice, I never thought about the bacteria side of things. Just as well I posted on here or I would have ended up with some sort of disease lol.
    Thanks again :D
     
  5. D_Garstell Gravyboat

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    So a green banana is probably best?
    I don't want the thing to end up bursting inside me, I can only imagine how messy that would be :rolleyes:
     
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    Is it just because a banana is at hand or you fancy trying with one instead of say a cucumber which is less likely to get crushed. But yeah, like Helga said, use a green nana.
     
  7. D_Garstell Gravyboat

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    Well, I have a banana and cucumber to hand, I just figured a banana would be easiest to start off with, I don't use much thick things for anal you see, it's usually just for a bit of a prostate massage.
     
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    for extra excitement freeze it first.
     
  9. D_Garstell Gravyboat

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    I did wonder about that, but figured it might be a bit cold, I think I'll try the warm banana first lol. :)
     
  10. D_Sparroe Spongecaques

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    Try a courgette/zucchini...not too thick and smooth too
     
  11. D_Garstell Gravyboat

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    Thanks, I'll see how my ass handles the banana first then move on to bigger things lol :)
     
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    loved your ass picture.. makes me hard to imagine a banana going into it! :)

    for your question, I did it with cucumber once:
    http://www.lpsg.org/gallery/showphoto.php/photo/257673/cat/500/ppuser/558977
    in my opinion, Banana won't be hard enough and even if it will be hard, it's usually too carved and it will be very hard to insert.

    I took the cucumber "bareback" but banana I advice to wrap with condom.

    anyway let us know how it goes and feel free to share some pictures of this! :p
     
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    Ok now that was funny.....bad visual too! lol
     
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    Stop giving me ideas :tongue:
     
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    That would be bananal.
     
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    I used to use bananas anally. Some tips...

    - use less ripe ones, they are firmer
    - trim that hard black spot off the very tip - it can be sharp!
    - pick ones out that are straighter
    - some crisco works great as a lube
    - use a condom if concerned about cleanliness

    once you get used to size, work up to cucumbers! They feel awesome!
     
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    Man you are seriously in need of a good fuck bud! Have I got a cucumber you'd like!! Actually I found English cucumbers to be much better than bananas, prefer the length and girth.

    Fuck the fruits and vegetables, I prefer an assortment of dildos and buttplugs myself, when I don't have the real thing available.

    BTW, you are "only" 6 x 4.5? Cum on a my house stud! Who the fuck cares if you have the biggest equipment on this site, it's how you use what u got!

     
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    Hehe, yeah and check for tarantulas too -- u don't want one of those suckers crawling around in there!

     
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    LOL, good one!
     
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    I love you :kiss: