Banana for anal?

[btmboy]

I literally tried a banana the other day with a condom on it - didn't go so well, banana kinda split and went mushy. It was fine because it had the condom on it, but wasn't particularly fun, couldn't really get much in because of the mushing.

I'll try a greener banana like others suggested - not sure I could take a cucumber.

 

[alienwanderer]

try wrapping a paper towel or two around the banana before putting it in the condom to help keep it together…especially if it is ripe...

 

[TomCat84]

Can't take a cucumber? Amateurs.....:tongue:

 

[D_Garstell Gravyboat]

Wow! Wasn't expecting to get so much replies. XD

 

[D_Garstell Gravyboat]

That would be bananal.

Wish I'd thought of that for the title

 

[petite]

I'm guessing that the banana/cucumber idea is to avoid buying a dildo?

 

[D_Garstell Gravyboat]

I'm guessing that the banana/cucumber idea is to avoid buying a dildo?

Well what's the point when there are clearly so many other things you can use, they may be practical but hey ...:tongue:

 

[shayrossen]

Speaking of bananas, they are wonderful to masturbate into. Cut off about an inch on each end. Put the banana in the microwave for about 5-7 seconds. Then take a spoon or knife and ease the banana out of its skin. You may need to roll it around in your hands to soften the banana "meat". Now you have a sheath. You may need to trim one end a little more to allow for your penis head to poke through. Apply a little lube to your dick and then slide it into the banana sheath. Stroke away - feels incredible.

 

[D_Garstell Gravyboat]

Speaking of bananas, they are wonderful to masturbate into. Cut off about an inch on each end. Put the banana in the microwave for about 5-7 seconds. Then take a spoon or knife and ease the banana out of its skin. You may need to roll it around in your hands to soften the banana "meat". Now you have a sheath. You may need to trim one end a little more to allow for your penis head to poke through. Apply a little lube to your dick and then slide it into the banana sheath. Stroke away - feels incredible.

That's a good idea. I'll do that if using it as a dildo proves unsuccessful
Thanks!

 

[petite]

Well what's the point when there are clearly so many other things you can use, they may be practical but hey ...:tongue:

Well some men are afraid of parents/roommates/spouses discovering sex toys and so they try to make do with other things.

I like dildos. You can choose how firm or soft it is, the surface texture, shape and size of it. They work really well.

I just thought of the guy who's deployed who's looking for a discreet anal toy, but depending on where he's deployed he may not have access to lots of bananas.

 

[D_Garstell Gravyboat]

Well some men are afraid of parents/roommates/spouses discovering sex toys and so they try to make do with other things.

I like dildos. You can choose how firm or soft it is, the surface texture, shape and size of it. They work really well.

I just thought of the guy who's deployed who's looking for a discreet anal toy, but depending on where he's deployed he may not have access to lots of bananas.

I guess it's just because bananas are easy to get hold of. lol :smile:

 

[D_CountdeGrandePinja]

With the way you look, why aren't you with someone who can help you out?

 

[D_Garstell Gravyboat]

With the way you look, why aren't you with someone who can help you out?

Lol, that's a good question

 

[D_Garstell Gravyboat]

So the general opinion is to put a condom on it and lube everything up?
Or try something harder

 

[earllogjam]

I think a cucumber would work best - waxy, firm and little stimulating bumps.

I think the rough ends of a banana would be painful.

 

[wild_boy]

Speaking of bananas, they are wonderful to masturbate into. Cut off about an inch on each end. Put the banana in the microwave for about 5-7 seconds. Then take a spoon or knife and ease the banana out of its skin. You may need to roll it around in your hands to soften the banana "meat". Now you have a sheath. You may need to trim one end a little more to allow for your penis head to poke through. Apply a little lube to your dick and then slide it into the banana sheath. Stroke away - feels incredible.

and the last step.. eat the results!

 

[D_Sparroe Spongecaques]

Stop giving me ideas :tongue:

Oh oh ohhhhhh i have lots of ideas of things that are fun to use....:biggrin1:

 

[D_Garstell Gravyboat]

Oh oh ohhhhhh i have lots of ideas of things that are fun to use....:biggrin1:

Lol:tongue: feel free to share

 

[TomCat84]

When I was a wee lad, I used to try and fuck myself with a shampoo bottle....

 

[D_Garstell Gravyboat]

Were you successful? lol