Becoming a whore.

Discussion in 'Et Cetera, Et Cetera' started by Lordpendragon, May 7, 2007.

  1. Lordpendragon

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    Before I commit myself to the life of whoredom, I wondered if you could possibly let me know what you will do to me, given the money. Quarters will be enough :biggrin1:
     
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    Write to me in private and I will make it worth your while. I'm good!:biggrin1:
     
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    So, let me get this straight... we pay YOU to do things to you?

    So, can I give you 5 Canadian dollars to dye your hair pink and dress you up like a chinese dragon?
     
  4. Lordpendragon

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    Well that didn't take much - now I am afraid I am open season. The pink hair I can do, but I am a bit worried that NJQT is on the prowl with a foot long strap on. :eek:
     
  5. Onslow

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    I stopped doing quarters a while back--they're a wee bit too small. Or are you attesticularating to the idea that you want to take us a quarter of an inch at a time?

    Now let's see--what would I do to you? Shouldn't the queery be what would you do for me? (and do not under any circumstances tread on my territory of Slutdom)
    So many things I would do you with--er, I mean to you. Nipple clamps--both with and without electric jolts, ball and joint work, a little shrimping of your toes (I have a thing for feet), perhaps some rimming--the list could go on for a while--
     
  6. Lordpendragon

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    :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: Can one of the mods delete some of my posts - I'll do anything you ask :biggrin1:
     
  7. naughty

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    Workin' up a good pot of mad!
    Nah... I am enjoying watching you sweat too much for that! LOL! :biggrin1:
     
  8. Principessa

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    Before? ROTFLMAO This from the man who has fucked his way across most of the civilized world. hahahaha

    Dude, you have over 6,000 posts you are officially a post whore :tongue:

     
  9. Gillette

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    Please ensure that the pubes match, Jeff.

    Hmm, I envision Pendragon tied, spread eagle, on a bed, stroked delicately for hours with feathers, silks and velvet everywhere but there until he is whimpering for release.

    Doesn't the wording, 'given the money' suggest he will be paying us?
     
  10. naughty

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    Workin' up a good pot of mad!
    Oooh Miss Gillette !

    You are wicked. But I like your ideas they sound like something I would think up myself.... I think we should change your name. :biggrin1:
     
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    for me, dimes will suffice.....
     
  12. Blocko

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    That's 10 at a time? That might be a stretch.
     
  13. Big Dreamer

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    You may want to buy yourself one of those automatic change rolling machines, Lord P. I having a feeling that 2007 is going to be a busy and profitable year for you.

    Oh..... when you leave Jeff's house and head over to mine, there's no need to change your outfit.
     
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    I'll tie you up for free Pentadragon.

    If you want to be let go it may cost you more.

    If you're really feeling masochistic I can even put Pat Robertson's Christian Broadcasting Network on for you and check back in a few hours.
     
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    Quarters? Oh, so that explains the box next to the bed.

    *Drops in a quarter*

    I expect some intense vibrations from these box springs, Lpd. :tongue:
     
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    There's a box? :eek:

    But I've been feeding quarters into a little slot this whole time. :rolleyes:
     
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    I've noticed that the slot has been opening up wider lately. Has someone been tipping him silver dollars?? Or gold bars????
     
  18. Lordpendragon

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    Such a short memory MB - that is the blasphemy box - remember - Oh god, Oh God, Oh Jesus, Oh Christ LP.......................

    If I remember right, you left $349.55 at 5 cents a time. :smile:

    Now that would be telling. All I am going to say that "Germans" are rightly famous for their precision engineering.

    "Given the money" - OK there's mates rates for most :biggrin1:
     
  19. fortiesfun

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    I see I am too late to make any bids. The transformation has already taken place.

    :wizard:

    Lord Pendragon has crossed the 6000 post barrier!

    Congratulations, and welcome to the wonderful world of...well, you know.

    :You_Rock_Emoticon: :beerchug2: :You_Rock_Emoticon: :beerchug2: :You_Rock_Emoticon:
     
  20. B_Think_Kink

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    Whats a matter LP.... can't take what you dish out?