Top 20 Reasons to Let Your Gorgeous Super-Hung But Straight Best Friend Fuck Your Wife (even if he is not comfortable letting you watch)
#20 When you are checking him out in the shower at the gym, you will get an even greater rush knowing that that big fat thing has actually been inside your wife.
#19 After seeing him arriving at your house time after time when you are not there, those obnoxious and nosy neighbors next door will feel so sorry for you because of what they think is going on behind your back that they will be too uncomfortable to continue engaging in all that tedious chit-chat over the fence whenever you are out in the yard.
#18 When the three of you go out to dinner together, your grateful friend will spring for the check.
#17 If your wife likes to go to the opera, you will have new-found success in convincing your friend to be the one who accompanies her, even though he hates the opera even more than you do.
#16 If you are going to be getting home late from work, you will know for sure that your wife is not out wandering around the mall spending your money.
#15 Unlike your other unmarried friends, this one will not have the annoying habit of asking your wife to fix him up with her female friends.
#14 You will be able to eliminate entirely "monster dildos" as a category of expenditure in your family budget.
#13 On the golf course you and he will have infinite opportunities for amusing double entendres around the topic of "getting it into the hole." And it will be great fun watching the confused looks on the faces of other two members of your foursome.
#12 When you are away on business trips, you won't have to worry about your wife getting spooked by sleeping alone in your creaky old house.
#11 After she has struggled to master the art of deep-throating his huge cock, deep-throating yours will be a piece of cake and she will do it just about whenever you want her to.
#10 He is your best friend, after all. You want him to have the best of everything. So how could you possibly deny him the ultimate experience -- the experience of fucking your wife?
#9 Once he has done the deed for the first time, you will feel so connected to him and to his huge cock that the two of you will be closer than blood brothers, and you won't even have to cut your fingers.
#8 You won't have to worry about a strain developing in your relationship with him as a result of you and your wife not liking the woman he is fucking.
#7 You won't need to feel inadequate about being smaller than he is, since so are 99.9% of the men on this planet.
#6 Just because you don't have a big cock does not mean that the woman you love should be deprived of the great pleasures of fucking with one. Besides, shedding your feelings of inadequacy, insecurity, and possessiveness can be fantastically liberating, as well as one of the greatest turn-ons imaginable, especially with your super-hung best friend waiting in the wings.
#5 You may be disappointed that he isn't into shoving his cock down your throat and up your ass, but your wife will be able to describe to you, in graphic detail, just what that would feel like.
#4 When she comes home totally exhausted and with every orifice too sore for you to fuck, then, yes, sometimes you may be stuck jerking yourself off, but both you and she will be amazed by the volume and distance of your ejaculation as a result of your imagining the working over that his huge cock has just given her.
#3 When he fucks her at your house, she can stay in bed with her legs together, and when you get home ... party time! The only difficulty here is deciding which of your many extremely exciting options to exercise. Shall you (a) fuck her sloppy cunt and squirt your cum into his cum and into her juices to make the perfect messy mix, or (b) eat gobs and gobs of his cum from her cunt, passing some back and forth between your mouth and hers, or (c) fuck her sloppy cunt and get your cock totally covered and dripping with his cum and then watch your wife lick it all off and finally cum in her mouth yourself, or (d) ... etc.?
#2 As incredibly exciting as fucking your wife may have been in the past, don't be surprised if you find that the experience is now enhanced tenfold by the knowledge that this is the cunt that your gorgeous best friend has been stretching with his huge cock and that this is the cunt where he regularly blasts his cum deep inside.
#1 When you were a kid, you were always taught to share. Now you may finally learn what the greatest rewards of sharing can be.
#20 When you are checking him out in the shower at the gym, you will get an even greater rush knowing that that big fat thing has actually been inside your wife.
#19 After seeing him arriving at your house time after time when you are not there, those obnoxious and nosy neighbors next door will feel so sorry for you because of what they think is going on behind your back that they will be too uncomfortable to continue engaging in all that tedious chit-chat over the fence whenever you are out in the yard.
#18 When the three of you go out to dinner together, your grateful friend will spring for the check.
#17 If your wife likes to go to the opera, you will have new-found success in convincing your friend to be the one who accompanies her, even though he hates the opera even more than you do.
#16 If you are going to be getting home late from work, you will know for sure that your wife is not out wandering around the mall spending your money.
#15 Unlike your other unmarried friends, this one will not have the annoying habit of asking your wife to fix him up with her female friends.
#14 You will be able to eliminate entirely "monster dildos" as a category of expenditure in your family budget.
#13 On the golf course you and he will have infinite opportunities for amusing double entendres around the topic of "getting it into the hole." And it will be great fun watching the confused looks on the faces of other two members of your foursome.
#12 When you are away on business trips, you won't have to worry about your wife getting spooked by sleeping alone in your creaky old house.
#11 After she has struggled to master the art of deep-throating his huge cock, deep-throating yours will be a piece of cake and she will do it just about whenever you want her to.
#10 He is your best friend, after all. You want him to have the best of everything. So how could you possibly deny him the ultimate experience -- the experience of fucking your wife?
#9 Once he has done the deed for the first time, you will feel so connected to him and to his huge cock that the two of you will be closer than blood brothers, and you won't even have to cut your fingers.
#8 You won't have to worry about a strain developing in your relationship with him as a result of you and your wife not liking the woman he is fucking.
#7 You won't need to feel inadequate about being smaller than he is, since so are 99.9% of the men on this planet.
#6 Just because you don't have a big cock does not mean that the woman you love should be deprived of the great pleasures of fucking with one. Besides, shedding your feelings of inadequacy, insecurity, and possessiveness can be fantastically liberating, as well as one of the greatest turn-ons imaginable, especially with your super-hung best friend waiting in the wings.
#5 You may be disappointed that he isn't into shoving his cock down your throat and up your ass, but your wife will be able to describe to you, in graphic detail, just what that would feel like.
#4 When she comes home totally exhausted and with every orifice too sore for you to fuck, then, yes, sometimes you may be stuck jerking yourself off, but both you and she will be amazed by the volume and distance of your ejaculation as a result of your imagining the working over that his huge cock has just given her.
#3 When he fucks her at your house, she can stay in bed with her legs together, and when you get home ... party time! The only difficulty here is deciding which of your many extremely exciting options to exercise. Shall you (a) fuck her sloppy cunt and squirt your cum into his cum and into her juices to make the perfect messy mix, or (b) eat gobs and gobs of his cum from her cunt, passing some back and forth between your mouth and hers, or (c) fuck her sloppy cunt and get your cock totally covered and dripping with his cum and then watch your wife lick it all off and finally cum in her mouth yourself, or (d) ... etc.?
#2 As incredibly exciting as fucking your wife may have been in the past, don't be surprised if you find that the experience is now enhanced tenfold by the knowledge that this is the cunt that your gorgeous best friend has been stretching with his huge cock and that this is the cunt where he regularly blasts his cum deep inside.
#1 When you were a kid, you were always taught to share. Now you may finally learn what the greatest rewards of sharing can be.