So glad to see this thread back. Here's my list of reactions, solidly put into memory (all 18+)
1. Didn't lose my virginity until 19 in college. When I did, it was to a very petite 20 year old. The first time we fooled around, I heard an audible gasp when she pulled my pants down and then she proceeded to give me a handy. Later that week, we were driving in my car and she was being kind of quiet and I said, "what's up?" and she was like, "I can't stop thinking about the other night." And I said, "what about?" to which she yells with hand motions, "YOU'RE HUGE!!!" Turns out she liked the idea of the big D more than the big D itself as she used to only be able to take me after getting drunk. One night after I pounded her very hard, she was walking bow-legged the next 2 days. From then out, she gave the nickname "Magnum Man" among her girlfriends.
2. Later in college, dated this bomber (Asian chick with Ds) who told me that it was "ri-DICK-ulous." Apparently, she told all her friends about me and told me, "Lisa (her best friend) would never have sex with you."
3. Had a girl break my heart a couple of times, but after 9/11, we were both living near New York and so we had a fling that lasted about 2 months. She had a very small mouth but gave the most unique and incredible BJs ever because she was a professional singer/had great lung capacity. She could only get her mouth around the tip of my dick, but then she's just hoover it from there and she'd swallow every drop. One day we were talking about sex and she just blurts out, "you are quite well endowed you know." I stupidly retorted, "I know." when I should have said, "really?"
4. I met this girl online and she played it coy in person. We decided that long distance was a problem and so are just friends. We talk from time to time. We were chatting on skype last year after I'd been through a breakup and she was propping me up telling me what a nice, attractive, kind person I was. Then she wrote, "... plus, you have a HUGE dick, which is a plus." I wrote back, "really? huge?" She just matter of factly replied, "trust me... H-U-G-E"
5. The all-time best reaction came from this chick I dated on a rebound... she was 12 years older than me (I was 30, she was 42) and she worked out every day, had a rocking body, and she was batshit crazy. After she pulled down my pants, her mouth went agape, she stared and then she looked up at the sky and exclaimed, "the fuck me gods have answered my prayers." I had to end it after 2 months because the depths of her crazy literally almost got me killed, but holy shit we had fun while it lasted.
I've shown off to a few women online over the years too and have gotten some great comments:
*It looks like a dinosaur!
*How are you so big? Is that real?
*It's not just long. It's sooo thick. Usually guys have one or the other.
*You are blessed! (2 girls, who started clapping)
*Holy shit! (in various forms)
*No fucking way. You would break me in two.
*(one girl to another) Can you imagine sitting on that?
*That cannot be real!
*Woh! Bigger than I thought. WOW
*holy god!
*What do you take for that? I'm pretty sure its abnormal
*(mouth wide open for 20 secs)... damn
That's all for now, but I have some others I could share...